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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682228 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10230 on: July 14, 2020, 07:16:09 pm »
!!Urist!! sets everything on fire on his way out.

WW!!U!!D if, after meditating, he found !!himself!! inside of his own !!inventory!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10231 on: July 14, 2020, 08:15:02 pm »
View the !!contents!! of !!himself!! via his !!inventory!!, all the way down!

WW!!U!!D if he got bored of gazing inward?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10232 on: July 15, 2020, 06:45:41 am »
Shove !!himself!! back into his !!inventory!! and come to the realization that the only thing needed to remove the !!empty!! feeling was to fill that emptiness with booze.

WW!!U!!D to get booze now that the !!fortress!! had been destroyed?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10233 on: July 15, 2020, 11:43:29 am »
Brew some! He's a !!dwarf!! after all. But, being a !!dwarf!!, !!Urist!! soon comes to the horrifying realization that he can only brew !!booze!!, not booze. And !!booze!! has a tendency to vaporize.

WW!!U!!D after coming to this realization?

((also how is he still alive after being on fire this long?))
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10234 on: July 15, 2020, 05:59:49 pm »
Begin inhaling the booze vapors
WW!!U!!D while inhaling booze gas?
((Clearly !!Urist!! is a pyromancer but doesn’t know it))
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10235 on: July 15, 2020, 06:04:29 pm »
Swell up like a blimp and float off into the wild blue yonder.

WW airborn Urist do when he reached yonder?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10236 on: July 15, 2020, 08:40:09 pm »
!!Urist!! remembers that he is on fire.

What would the citizens of Yonder do if !!Urist!! came crashing down like the Hindendorf?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10237 on: July 15, 2020, 10:35:49 pm »
CMOT(cut my own throat) Dibbler, would show up, selling !!sausages-ina-bun!! and commorative !!figurines!! at a remarkably low price for Yonder, to all the onlooking Yonderlines and Yonderettes.

WW!!U!!D after the Yonderfolk Firefighters appeared with swirling candles on minecart(7/7 water), a spotted beak dog, and a chirping distressed crundle in a zinc cage? Would the Yonderfolk douse out the !!flames!! before Dibbler sold out of his !!sausages!! and figurines?

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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10238 on: July 16, 2020, 06:30:31 am »
No as !!Urist!! has been burning so long that he as become one with the fire and any water that comes his way turns to steam before touching him.

What Would The Yonderfolk Firefighters Do if they couldn't put out the !!Urist!! and !!sausages!!?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10239 on: July 16, 2020, 04:13:58 pm »
Yonderfolk have [day_dream_believer] in their entity code block, so, indubidibly, daydream. But not after first sitting themselves down,  finding a !!unfluffy wambler!!, and losing track of time.

What would !!Urist!! do, if while riding a !!turkey soap minecart!!, he rolled up to a Y in the track, would !!Urist!! choose the lost track of time or the lost track of space?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10240 on: July 16, 2020, 11:19:31 pm »
!!Urist!! is distracted by this burning artifact minecart, and goes down the middle and derails.

WW!!U!!D while lost in space and time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10241 on: July 17, 2020, 07:21:04 am »
Urist would crash land in a time before time, before fire was even a thing and her fat burnt off suddenly becoming Urist the first of his kind

WWUD having landed in the age of myth, as the first of the dwarves?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10242 on: July 17, 2020, 07:24:27 am »
He would become distracted after not being able to talk to friends and family recently, then go look for other dwarves.

WWUD to find other dwarves in a time before time?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10243 on: July 18, 2020, 05:07:58 am »
Find one troglodyte, and mate with her. Father the entire dwarven race.

WWUD after making too many babies?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10244 on: July 18, 2020, 07:25:25 pm »
Deny he was the father. He just does not want to sell his !!turkey soap minecart!! artifact, to pay support.

WWUD if she, the Mother and the turkey plucker who crafted the !!turkey soap minecart!!, took him infront of a live TV show audience for a DNA test? Would he be the father?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.
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