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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682257 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10215 on: July 11, 2020, 04:40:26 pm »
The !!pumpstack!! becomes a !!XpumpstackX!!, and then becomes nothing.

WW!!U!!D if someone built the !!xfortx!!'s magma canon pumps out of wood?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10216 on: July 11, 2020, 07:32:46 pm »
!!Urist!! does his best to fix the !!magma pumps!!. They are now !!xmagma pumpsx!!, since !!Urist!! couldn't fix them due to their being on fire.

WW!!U!!D after failing to fix the !!xmagma pumpsx!!?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10217 on: July 12, 2020, 02:44:57 am »
Realize the carp men were getting into the !!fort!!.

WW!!U!!D when the carp men were closing in on him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10218 on: July 12, 2020, 10:14:45 am »
Punch the carp men, turning them into !!carp men!!.

WW!!U!!D after punching the !!carp men!!?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10219 on: July 12, 2020, 03:23:14 pm »
Go cry on the Mayor's shoulder, turning the Mayor into a !!Mayor!!.

WW!!Mayor!!D?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10220 on: July 13, 2020, 09:41:16 am »
The burning !!Mayor!! would mandate the production of (3)buckets.

WW!!U!!D with a bucket and a !!corpse of carp man!!?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10221 on: July 13, 2020, 10:23:57 am »
He'd be horrified by the !!corpse!! and the bucket would become a !!bucket!!, and all that horrifying stuff had go him thirsty so he drops the !!bucket!! and heads for the !!tavern!!.

WW!!U!!D to get some booze from the !!tavern!!?
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10222 on: July 13, 2020, 01:09:33 pm »
!!Urist!! tells the !!tavern keeper!! to get him some booze. However, !!Urist!! is served !!booze!! instead. As a result, !!Urist!! gets !!drunk!! instead of drunk.

WW!!U!!D whilst !!drunk!!?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10223 on: July 13, 2020, 04:19:59 pm »
Joins the "Dragon Breath Contest" going on in the far corner of tavern, between the  !!axe!! throwing and Dwarven Beerpong. He is able to melt the largest clump of ×××(Slade glob)×××. Urist wins another !!barrel of alcohol!!

WW!!U!!D to the Beerpongers, if he belched from his earlobe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10224 on: July 13, 2020, 04:22:10 pm »
Ask them how their !!day!! has been.

WW!!U!!D after making this inquiry?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10225 on: July 13, 2020, 10:08:40 pm »
!!Tavernkeeper!! would share !!rumors!! with !!Urist!! about distant and scary foreign places.

What would the distant and scary foreign place Boss plot to do to peaceful easy going and highly flamable !!Urist!!?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10226 on: July 14, 2020, 04:57:30 am »
He'd send his minions to convince !!Urist!! to give him the !!fortress's!! !!artifacts!!.

WW!!U!!D if he found out about the plot by the scary and foreign boss to use him to steal the !!fortress's!! !!artifacts!!?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10227 on: July 14, 2020, 05:15:15 am »
The plot is foiled when the !!fortress!! becomes a !!XfortressX!! and the minions fall into a glowing pit.

WW!!U!!D if some of the !!artifacts!! fell in with them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10228 on: July 14, 2020, 11:31:41 am »
!!Urist!! feels !!empty!! at the !!destruction!! of an !!artifact!!.

WW!!U!!D whilst feeling !!empty!!?
(yes, even !!Urist's!! emotions are on fire.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10229 on: July 14, 2020, 03:18:47 pm »
Go on a soul-searching !!journey!! to find !!himself!!.

WW!!U!!D if the inhabitants of the nearby hamlet told !!him!! they didn't know where to find !!himself!! and didn't know anybody who does?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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