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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 653640 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1020 on: September 10, 2011, 04:59:47 pm »
Go into a mood, go insane because he couldn't find any shells, and use the chunk of coal to kill the moose.

What would Urist do if he had a !!lignite block!!, a catapult, and three cats?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1021 on: September 10, 2011, 11:14:17 pm »
Simultaneously invent dwarven fire and the !!lignite!! weight loss diet.

WWUD if the goblins discovered how to disassemble walls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1022 on: September 10, 2011, 11:24:20 pm »
Pull the lever and hide.

WWUD if he was a television news anchor?
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NRDL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1023 on: September 10, 2011, 11:26:01 pm »
Die, and every other Dwarf tantrums because they all loved him.

WWUD if a forgotten beast, a titan, and an elf united to destroy the fort. 
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Tevish Szat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1024 on: September 11, 2011, 11:00:37 am »
Organize a gates-are-sealed party at the microcline statue, before actually pulling the lever that seals the gates.  Every other dwarf drops defense-related activities to attend.

WWUD if afflicted with an easily transmissible muscle-necrosis syndrome.
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Jalapeņo Cheesepuffs

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1025 on: September 11, 2011, 09:55:47 pm »
Position himself at the Still where the booze is supposed to enter the barrels his mouth, before waiting for his muscles to fizzle into nothingness.

WWUD if someone got a REALLY strange mood and kicked him from the Still?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1026 on: September 13, 2011, 06:21:21 am »
Urist McMoody has claimed a still.
Urist McMoody draws pictures of shells.
Fort cancels be productive: lining up for taste of adamantine booze.
Fort cancels line up: interrupted by fist fight.
Fort cancels start fight: throwing tantrum.
Urist McDwarf has bled to death x198.
Urist McDwarf has died after colliding with an obstacle after deconstructing the bridge he was standing on.
Urist McMoody cancels strange mood: went insane.
Urist McMoody has gone berserk!
Your fort has crumbled to its end.

WWUD if the goblins were in the booze stockpile holding the booze hostage?
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Uthric

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1027 on: September 14, 2011, 10:49:58 am »
Pull the lever droping the !!coke!! in to the booze


WWUD if Space invaders came to the fort.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1028 on: September 14, 2011, 04:34:47 pm »
He would throw them into a magma pipe when they asked to be taken to his leaders(Nobles)

WWUD if Godzilla showed up as a megabeast and attacked the fort?
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NRDL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1029 on: September 14, 2011, 11:08:55 pm »
Catch him in a trap.

WWUD if the mayor mandated unobtanium bars? 
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Coolnesstod

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1030 on: September 14, 2011, 11:18:03 pm »
PULL THE LEVER!!!


WWUD if the lever didnt work?
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SirAaronIII

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1031 on: September 14, 2011, 11:57:25 pm »
Pull the Lever/R

WWUD if horrifying screams came from the depths?
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NRDL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1032 on: September 15, 2011, 02:50:08 am »
Rush down to get some socks

WWUD if all he had to drink was sewage water?
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1033 on: September 15, 2011, 02:01:51 pm »
Spit it at Elves.

WWUD if he met Goblin Claus?
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UristMcScholar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1034 on: September 15, 2011, 05:47:00 pm »
Ask for Sunshine barrels. And then hack him with his trusty axe.

WWUD if he met a kobold?
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