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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682459 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10095 on: June 10, 2020, 12:29:49 pm »
Urist is overcome by terror!
Urist runs away from the sock puppet ghost.

WWUD after being terrified of a sock puppet ghost?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10096 on: June 10, 2020, 04:51:10 pm »
A Scooby-doo-esque chase scene ensues, including various dwarves running through doors in a hallway. It ends with the sock puppet ghost being tied up. Time to find out who's really behind this!

WWUD after unmasking the sock puppet ghost as... the elven diplomat!?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10097 on: June 10, 2020, 05:38:40 pm »
Over the long term, Urist has been under a great deal of stress.
Urist is throwing a tantrum!
Urist punches the elf diplomat in the head and the injured part explodes into gore!

WWUD after exploding the elven diplomat's head?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10098 on: June 10, 2020, 11:19:59 pm »
Urist continues his tantrum by punching the king, punching Urist McUsefull, and then deconstructing the drawbridge over the 100 z-level drop pit.

What would Urist McHauler do if Urist McTantrum went spat on the pit floor that he just cleaned?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10099 on: June 11, 2020, 06:15:35 am »
Go berserk and punch the tantruming dwarf in the face so hard he dies.

What Would Urist McHauler do after punching the dwarf that spat on the floor to death?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10100 on: June 11, 2020, 01:34:46 pm »
He's berserk. Naturally, he'll continue punching Urist McTantrum after he dies. After Urist McBerserkHauler punches Urist McTantrum five hundred times, Urist McBerserkHauler runs around searching for more things to punch.

What would Urist McBerserkHauler do whilst searching for more things to punch?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10101 on: June 11, 2020, 02:29:53 pm »
Punch an invading bronze colossus, killing it in one hit.

WWUD after becoming One Punch Dwarf?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10102 on: June 11, 2020, 05:20:19 pm »
He's still berserk. As such, he now goes around using his ability for evil, by one-punching anyone he meets.

WWUD whilst one-punching things?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10103 on: June 11, 2020, 05:34:38 pm »
Punch a support that was designed to take downt he bronze colossus triggering a cave in

WW Urist McCrushed do as he got buried in rocks?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10104 on: June 11, 2020, 06:17:20 pm »
Punch the rocks and fail miserably.

WWUD as they watched a dwarf punch a rock and get crushed by it?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10105 on: June 12, 2020, 01:52:55 am »
Be horrified then go take the dead dwarf's socks.

WWUD after taking socks from a dead dwarf?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10106 on: June 12, 2020, 02:34:06 am »
Urist discovers that they have a forgotten beast powder that causes hallucinations on them. He throws them in the magma incinerator.

WWUD if the fort's cook invented a method of cooking that isn't mincing?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10107 on: June 12, 2020, 11:31:51 am »
Watch in horror as the cook covers cat fat (not tallow) in slime and proclaims it a meal.

WWUD after the cook did this?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10108 on: June 12, 2020, 06:42:15 pm »
Find some more FB powder and sprinkle it on as a condiment.

WWUD after consuming an FB-seasoned Xcat fat roastX?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10109 on: June 12, 2020, 07:24:08 pm »
Urist gains two levels of biter from all the chewing and starts to feel funny.

WWUD if he noticed two stray cats plotting world domination?
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