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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 653642 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1005 on: August 27, 2011, 07:01:20 am »
Drop them and bite the siege to death.

WWUD if he wasn't such a damn idiot?
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Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1006 on: August 27, 2011, 07:31:01 am »
Poof into nonexistence. He's ALL idiot.

WWUD if there was someone stupider than him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1007 on: August 27, 2011, 08:04:25 am »
Quote from: Dsarker on August 27, 2011, 07:31:01 am
Poof into nonexistence. He's ALL idiot.

WWUD if there was someone stupider than him?

Body swap them.

WWUD if he originated from another game?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1008 on: August 27, 2011, 08:43:18 am »
Cease to exist in Dwarf Fortress. Durr.

What would Urist do if he was trolled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1009 on: August 27, 2011, 08:47:57 am »
Throw a tantrum, go into the first cavern layer, and beat the troll to death with his -iron laptop-. Then clean the cyan blood.

WWUD if he could become anything?
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Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1010 on: August 27, 2011, 09:03:54 am »
Turn into a Lemming. They both like jumping off of cliffs to their doom!

WWUD if he was Doomguy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1011 on: September 02, 2011, 06:54:11 am »
The same as every day, Domek; Try to take over the world!

What if Urist was the only dragonborn?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1012 on: September 07, 2011, 09:03:52 pm »
Skyrim would be doomed.

WWUD if he ascended to godhood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1013 on: September 07, 2011, 09:13:18 pm »
Quote from: pandamage on September 07, 2011, 09:03:52 pm
WWUD if he ascended to godhood?
Urist Cancels Immortality: Searching for Food

WWUD if the deer tried to be friendly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1014 on: September 08, 2011, 10:25:01 am »
What deer?

What WOULD Urist do?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1015 on: September 09, 2011, 02:38:19 am »
Since he has nothing to do, he would sit in the dining room making friends. He would avoid eating, drinking, sleeping, and going on break at all costs, as these activities must be saved for when there is work to do.

WWUD if he saw a spambot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1016 on: September 09, 2011, 03:04:06 am »
Trade with it

WWUD if the elves became nice? 
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1017 on: September 10, 2011, 12:49:51 pm »
Buy all of the nice animals for a few *dwarf syrup roast*s.

What would Urist do if he lived in Oceania (1984)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1018 on: September 10, 2011, 01:59:14 pm »
Take a pair of socks with him!

WWUD do if Dwarf skin was made of wood?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1019 on: September 10, 2011, 03:12:55 pm »
Try to make himself into a bracelet.

WWUD if he had a cat bone, a chunk of coal, and a moose?
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