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Can Gieco save me money on my car insurance?

[Criptfeind]

Bet shank.

[Megaman]

Rat out the gambling ring to Warden High-Blood-Pressure for some brownie points.

"Warden H-"
"SHUT UP MAGGOT GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!"
Huh

If Warden High-Blood-Pressure doesn't want to talk to us, try to get some work as a dealer at the gambling ring.  Work on rigging games shortly thereafter.

"Shady P-"
"SHUT UP POSER GET OUT OF MY VAGUE PATCH OF AIR!
Huh.

Bet shank.

You do so. Bug Bubba bets a silver tooth, Shadowy Jim bets a figurine, Smoky Tim bets a pack of cigarettes.
Begin play?

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Yes

[Megaman]

You do so.
You get your cards first, a 7 and a 6, you have a score of 13

Status:
HIGH ROLLIN' MOTHERFUCKER

Inv:
Shank(Your bet)

Stash:
Nonething

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)
Big Bubba(Friend, gang figure head)

Gang:
Big Bubba(Figure head)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Hit me.

[Megaman]

Jack. BUST! Shank lost.

You get up from the table, almost with tears in your eyes.

(Yes I did get the cards from Random.org)

Hey, what ever happened with that recruitment of yours?

Status:
Loser

Inv:
Empty space where shank used to be

Stash:
Nonething

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)
Big Bubba(Friend, gang figure head)

Gang:
Big Bubba(Figure head)

[Bdthemag]

Claim that the person you were against was cheating!

[Megaman]

You're afraid opening your mouth about the subject will result in a stream of tears.

[Gatleos]

Bet your tears.

[Megaman]

Bet your tears.

No one wants the tears of infinite sadness around here these days.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Bet your tears.

No one wants the tears of infinite sadness around here these days.

Offer the tears of infinite joy.

[Gatleos]

Regress into primal monkey rage and fling your feces at the aggressors.

[Megaman]

Regress into primal monkey rage and fling your feces at the aggressors.

You throw your feces at the gamblers that took your shank. Shady Pete stands behind you and causes the pain of infinite shade to destroy your flesh, leaving you nothing but a pile of bones

You go back in time.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

How far back in time?

Back enough to change your seat in the game of black jack to get different cards?

[Megaman]

How far back in time?

Back enough to change your seat in the game of black jack to get different cards?

NOPE. Right before you were going to start flinging poo.