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Can Gieco save me money on my car insurance?

[Gatleos]

Towel snap a BB member.

[Bdthemag]

Start your own group, 'yo. Make sure to include the smart planmaker, the experienced old guy, the tough guy, and the traitor.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Bring soap back to cell.

Stab soap with shank.

Wash self holding the handle of the shank, ready to shank anybody if they look at you with rape-eyes.

[Megaman]

You towel snap a BB member, then run off fast as a flash with the soap to your cell. You stab it and wash yourself with the sink, avoiding about 7 encounters with Big Bubba.

Status:
Broken nose, un-raped, nude

Inv:
Shank(Contraband)(Wait how are you hiding it? Oh well)

Stash:
Nonething

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)

[Gatleos]

Find Big Bubba. Become friends.

[Megaman]

Find Big Bubba. Become friends.

You put your clothes on(Sure as hell you're not visiting Big Bubba nude) and come to his cell.

Five hours later...

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

Inv:
Shank(Contraband)

Stash:
Nonething

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)
Big Bubba(Friend)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Find a prison black-market merchant.

See what he has to sell and at what price.

[Gatleos]

Sic Bubba on that guy with the brass knuckles from earlier!

[Megaman]

You look for a black market merchant, but all you find is a prison store.
They sell chocolate bars.

Status:
Broken nose

Inv:
Shank(Contraband)

Stash:
Nonething

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)
Big Bubba(Friend)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Ask if they can smuggle stuff in through chocolate.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Chocolate-dipped hack-saws could sure be a hot item!

[Megaman]

They say, "You'll have to talk to Shady Pete for that."

Status:
Broken nose

Inv:
Shank(Contraband)

Stash:
Nonething

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)
Big Bubba(Friend)

[noah22223]

Set nose, then go talk to Shady Pete.

[Megaman]

You do not have the supplies to set your nose, and you meet Shady Pete behind the Prison Dumpster. he asks, "Wuddyah want?"

[Gatleos]

Ask shady Pete about smuggling in some poison-filled chocolates.