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[noah22223]

Sweep the leg!

Slash at the closest BB's ankles!

Its a shank...
AKA a toothbrush with the end sharpened.

[Megaman]

Sweep the leg!

Slash at the closest BB's ankles!

Its a shank...
AKA a toothbrush with the end sharpened.

Or a spoon! Pracically anything with an end you can sharpen

[Gatleos]

SO SHARPEN IT ON HIS ANKLES

[noah22223]

Throw knife like a Kunai at his neck.

[ExKirby]

Throw knife like a Kunai at his neck.

Add a Chain for refference to a children's card game.

[Megaman]

You slash at a BB's ankles with a stabbing weapon, doing nothing but leaving a small nip and getting you kicked in the face. You are now on the floor and the SOB's on the defensive. Your nose has been broken

Status:
Broken nose, bruising shoulder, pain

Inv:
Shank(Equipped)(Contraband!)

Stash:
Shank

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(WE GONNA KILL YOU MOFOgtfhSEAGUOSDHUIOwfhsduiotnhfsduiozeuadfg)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Slightly respect you)

[noah22223]

THROW THE GOD DAMN SHANK.

[Gatleos]

STAB LIKE YOU'VE NEVER STABBED BEFORE

[Megaman]

THROW THE GOD DAMN SHANK.

Don't yell, woman.

[Megaman]

You get up uneasily, and the SOB gets stabbed in the arm. You get behind his attacker and begin stabbing away at the back of his neck. The brass knuckles BB runs away yelling "MOMMY!" The guards close their video cameras and walk away to put your fight on YouTube. The SOB walks over to his cell. Probably to get some CONTRABANDAGES.

Status:
Broken nose, bruising shoulder, slight pain, light bleeding, some-what dazed

Inv:
Shank(Equipped)(Contraband!)

Stash:
Shank

Relationships:
Brotherhood Brotherhood(Extremely angry, slightly scared)
Sisterhood of Brothers(Some respect for you)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Practice your shanking skills on any random passerby, until you level up.

[Megaman]

You do so, unfortunately the guards see you running around stabbing people and find it'll be hard to explain to the warden why every one is dieing, so they shoot you down. You take fifteen round to the chest and six to the head.
You die....

You go back in time...

What do you do?

[Gatleos]

Run back to the cell, ditch the shank on the way. Wash ourselves off with whatever rancid water comes out of the pipes in our cell, and sleep it off.

[Megaman]

You do so. You wake up with Warden High Blood Pressure in your face. He yells, "HIT THE SHOWER YOU LAZY MAGGOT!"

[Gatleos]

Be Bill Murray in Stripes.