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Author Topic: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison  (Read 8026 times)

Megaman

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PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« on: April 21, 2011, 11:04:55 pm »
Following the failure of You are Lizard, I think the only possible next step would be to try again and waste more of your key strokes(and finally finish making my bathroom golden)

You're on the prison bus.

What is your name?
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2011, 11:10:58 pm »
Jacknife
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2011, 11:11:47 pm »
Chuck "Jacknife" Lorenzo
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2011, 11:14:15 pm »
You are Chuck 'Jacknife' Lorenzo, you're in for...
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2011, 11:17:03 pm »
12 counts of escaping prison, and parole violation, and uhh tax evasion
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2011, 11:17:41 pm »
Quote from: Hastur on April 21, 2011, 11:17:03 pm
12 counts of escaping prison, and parole violation
NO EXPERIENCE IN PRISON ESCAPES ALLOWED, PUNK
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2011, 11:19:43 pm »
Arson, Murder and Jaywalking.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 11:26:17 pm »
You're in here for a combination of arson, murder and jaywalking. You must survive in prison without getting beaten up. No sexual things will occur, because then I think I may have to punch my own skull in.

Also anyone who says I improperly depict prisons is wrong and foolish.

You arrive in the bus to the prison, the driver yells "GET OWT PUNKS!"
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2011, 11:35:29 pm »
Get owt like a punk.
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2011, 11:40:38 pm »
You are now owt, the warden says, "WELCOME PEOPLE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT GET BEATEN UP IN PRISON. I AM WARDEN HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. YOU ARE IN PRISON STATE PRISON." He then leaves, yelling "ALSO YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOUR CELLS ARE FOR SOME IDIOTIC REASON!"

You are in cell B-12

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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2011, 11:41:30 pm »
Do a prison montage.
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2011, 11:46:38 pm »
BUM-BUMBBUMBUBUUUUUUMMMMMMM

Yeah I'm not going to spend too much time detailing a montage

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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2011, 11:48:12 pm »
Teleport to the moon, in a spacesuit.
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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2011, 11:50:11 pm »
You try to do so, but unfortunately the guards catch you lighting up the drugs, they say, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE NARCOTICS? HMMMMMM?"

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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2011, 11:51:51 pm »
Inject them quickly.

Escape prison in a drug induced reality.
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