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Author Topic: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison  (Read 7752 times)

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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2011, 09:18:26 pm »
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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2011, 09:21:59 pm »
The warden seems to be acting more like a boot camp drill instructor.

Tell him this. THEN SPIT IN HIS FACE.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2011, 09:25:50 pm »
He quickly rips off your face and destroys your body with a blast from his eyes
You die...

You go back in time.
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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2011, 09:30:05 pm »
Go to the showers, and for gods sake...
TIE THE SOAP WITH A ROPE!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2011, 09:39:38 pm »
You go into the showers, and consider tying the soap with rope, but you have none. The soap looks at you menacingly.


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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2011, 09:40:18 pm »
Do not use soap.
Do not.
use soap.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2011, 09:40:36 pm »
But you must, or you will not be clean. But... soap...

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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2011, 09:41:20 pm »
Wait for other person to drop soap.
HAREM.
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No, Sneak out of showers and get shank.
Hunt down nearby BB's.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrisonQuest
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2011, 09:42:08 pm »
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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2011, 09:43:54 pm »
What he meant to say is,

Wait for someone to drop the soap, then kick them in the behind when they bend over and laugh at them.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2011, 09:44:23 pm »
Upon that note, Use soap and try your best to drop it.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #71 on: April 23, 2011, 09:44:47 pm »
You kick some poor sap when he's bending over for soap. his face lands on a mine, causing an explosion of blood and gore. Unfortunately now that means you HAVE to wash with soap now.


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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #72 on: April 23, 2011, 09:51:32 pm »
Contemplate how the hell a mine got in there.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2011, 09:59:04 pm »
This isn't a prison, it's some sort of sadistic deathtrap! We gotta get out of here!

Run down the hall soaking wet and naked and attack the first guard we come across. Bite the neck.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: PrisonQuest: The Quest for Prison
« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2011, 12:24:48 am »
You run into a gaurd and bite at his neck, ripping it out. The gaurd dies. His friend opens fire. You die.

You go back in time.

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