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[Jacob/Lee]

X-COM has a strange set of recruits.

[Untouchable]

X-COM has a strange set of recruits.

: On the contrary my good chap, I'd say we have quite a fine collection of soldiers. Bully!

[Burnt Pies]

Could I get Dave back? After an impromptu desertion, he travelled the world, but he's coming back to X-Com because he's tired of being pursued by a rat on a surfboard.

[The Scout]

: I'm starting to miss that englishman on my back. Where has he gone to?

[Jacob/Lee]

:Hey guys, I used my expert hacking and lockpicking skills to break in here and say hi. Also, you guys need better locks, I've seen dollhouses with more sophisticated ones.

[EuchreJack]

Somebody appears out of nowhere.

: Hello.  Welcome to X-Com.  Perhaps we can fight together.

He disappears into the shadows, with the term "fight together" remaining unclear.

[CJ1145]

:Hey guys, I used my expert hacking and lockpicking skills to break in here and say hi. Also, you guys need better locks, I've seen dollhouses with more sophisticated ones.

: Yes, X-COM is the world's leading authority on twisting door knobs, but I'm glad to see you managed to overcome our extensive security measures.

[ReDeadEr]

Greg somehow manages to climb onto Quibble's desk.

: Quibble find Greg new body.

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: Meanwhile, still somewhere over Guinea, near the West African coast... (click to show/hide)

: I swear, I can't seem to find this place.
: Well, this is government funded, and times have changed. They hide these things well nowadays. Let's not forget, they must hide these bases from the aliens.
: Yeah, but still. Is it me, or is the reason we can't find it is because the place mellowed out since I've been gone?
: You do seem to be the life of the party sometimes; then again, we've also had some eccentric people working with us as well.

[Jacob/Lee]

: Yes, X-COM is the world's leading authority on twisting door knobs, but I'm glad to see you managed to overcome our extensive security measures.

: Hello person with strange glowing eyes, who are you?

[Archangel]

^...rrrrr...
Boom!
A slightly singed figure staggers in, carrying a severely wounded Guardsman, just in time to hear the question.
: New dude, that's the CO you're talking to. Also, NEED A MEDIC HERE, NOW!

[EuchreJack]

: I'll take care of him.

The ominous figure grabs the Guardsman and starts using the new X-Com first aid kit on the injured with expert speed and percision.

: Mind if I carry him back to the infirmary?

While Pat smells bad, putridly bad, you must admit...that is some good stitching that connects the arms and legs to the torso.

Upon your noticing the stitching, Pat gestures and states:

: And I do much better with living tissue.

[The Scout]

: No...whiskey.....no aliens to explode..... NEED MOAR EXPLOSIONS..... *sob sob sob

[Jacob/Lee]

: Actually, I'm not a recruit yet. I sent in my application, but if I stayed in the open any longer then the evil Russian Arms Dealer named Boris will find me. He claims I ripped him off. So, yeah, I hope nobody minds.

Oh, you're going to need a new door guard too.

[warhammer651]

When approximately is the next recruitment wave?