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[Phantom]

((Ah, but there are exceptional individuals in the Imperium. Like Ollanius Pius, or Macha the 4000 Year Old Virgin.))

No, you dumbass robot!

[NewsMuffin]

CRAzzzzBS!

[Phantom]

*BANG*

Killed the robot!



Thanks bro!

[NewsMuffin]

((Damnit I was going to make the phoenix bot but the one I posted earlier was the wrong bot.))

[Archangel]

Spoiler: John's log (click to show/hide)

It's interesting. Despite the fact that one of my teammates, now re-deceased, was a zombie; two others have demonstrated magical ability; almost everyone is crazy (possibly including our commander, I'm still deciding at the moment); and the facts that the walls of reality are paper thin here and the organisation seems to be averaging a death a mission... I like it here. I think that might be because that there's never a dull moment, and my teammates' crazy doesn't affect their combat skills. It could also be that I drank two thirds of a bottle of whiskey before writing this.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm about to pass out, so I'd better finish this strangely coherent entry.
Goodnight!

[warhammer651]

Kharn found HS40k to be rather unintentionally funny. Also I call dibs on the crabs running around the base. If Kharn gets Kharn's way we'll be having crabs for lunch and dinner for the next week. Kharn will also be conducting cooking classes.

[Myroc]

I firmly believe we require more crossovers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: "Sniper Joe"
Gender: N/A
Preferred Equipment: Standard-issue
Bio: A mostly finished combat robot prototype developed for X-COM by a rather new robotics company Light Labs. They only sent one unfinished copy and they don't plan to produce any more, since after a small argument between the two lead scientists behind the project the company has decided not to accept further military contracts, instead deciding to focus on the development of Artificial Intelligence, which they state they'll have an early prototype of within the next 10 years.

The robot comes pre-programmed and is able to make most decisions in combat on its own, although some calibration may be required. It lacks any sort of verbal communication, but can send data back to base where commands can be inputted from. The prototype doesn't come with a name, the scientists who made it only called it a "Sniper Bot." The X-COM science team has decided to call the thing "Joe".

[The Scout]

So, I blew up a good bit of the ship? I'MMA BADASS.

[Burnt Pies]

That was totally just a practical joke. Dave will show up again, eventually.

[ReDeadEr]

: Greg think Greg would rather go back to underworld than get attached to Pat's body. Pat very creepy.

Lizzy think Dave still be intact?

[Itnetlolor]

: OH! It looks like you don't need a body to to talk. It's a good thing you started saying something before Simon decided a drill would make a good cutting tool for Pat's corpse. We'll see what condition Dave's corpse is in before we get around to working on attaching your head to it. Unless you want us to go the longer route and have the autopsy specialists transplant some working organs back into your old body. My heal spell can only do so much.

EDIT:
: Unfortunately, Daddy might still have to bribe someone to keep them quiet about this.

[ReDeadEr]

: Greg prefer the first one.

EDIT:

: Unfortunately, Daddy might still have to bribe someone to keep them quiet about this.

: Greg not understand why Greg can't just eat them to make them keep quiet.

[warhammer651]

Greg, there is this thing called etiquette, which is a general code of what behavior is and is not acceptable. Eating someone is not a good thing. IT is, in fact, most often considered a, and I quote "Abomidable crime against human nature, a monstrous act fit not even for the most savage of beings, and rather messy".

Plus it's just bad for morale all around.

[ReDeadEr]

: Greg like to point out that  Greg a zombie.

[warhammer651]

Greg does, however, work with Humans (Lizzie not withstanding....maybe) And humans find such things Lynch-Mob/Burn-at-the-stake worthy