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[Itnetlolor]

: Hey, Lizzie! Your dad says I can work on Lagann now! and I get to use it next time we have trouble! I can finally help defend everyone again! I'm going to go and make sure everything still works. Want to come with me?

: Sure! Why not! I want to know more about how this other kind of magic works. I may be able to put it to some use sometime myself. Let's see if we can get Greg to still animate despite missing his vitals (or his body for that matter). So far, he's pretty boring as just a head. It'll take some effort repairing that corpse though.

EDIT:
: Maybe I can check out the morgue for a body I can mount his head on temporarily. It looks like it might still work. Wait, is Pat's corpse still available? I might have to ask Daddy to bribe the authorities for the trouble. I think I also saw a mount on Simon's tank as well. Seems like a good spot for a head.

[Phantom]

An email pops up on Gendo's computer with all the possible new recruit. There is an infinity sign next to Coalition Light and Heavy, Browncoat Light and Heavy, and the Ronins. There is also an infinity sign next to Cultist-Chan's name.

That, and there appears to be a Browncoat renovating the cafeteria.

[IronyOwl]

I consider this mission a victory for one reason:

Someone got shot at and didn't die. I'm not sure that's ever happened before.

[Phantom]

That happened to one of my recruits once. Then they met Sir Cyberdisc of Cydonian Royalty.

[breadbocks]

I consider this mission a victory for one reason:

Someone got shot at and didn't die. I'm not sure that's ever happened before.

Who's the manliest? I am. It is me.

Did I get a promotion for being an utter badass? I took hot plasma, and didn't keel over on the spot. That's gotta be some record.

[NewsMuffin]

An email pops up on Gendo's computer with all the possible new recruit. There is an infinity sign next to Coalition Light and Heavy, Browncoat Light and Heavy, and the Ronins. There is also an infinity sign next to Cultist-Chan's name.

That, and there appears to be a Browncoat renovating the cafeteria.

Yeah, but when Cultist-Chan dies, she comes back as a child version of herself.
But she ages at a randomized rate, so she can come in every recruit wave, if she dies enough.
Tzeench + Slaanesh, you so silly.

[ragnarok97071]

: Alright then, I guess we'll do both. helping our allies comes first though, so lead the way to the morgue.

[Phantom]

An email pops up on Gendo's computer with all the possible new recruit. There is an infinity sign next to Coalition Light and Heavy, Browncoat Light and Heavy, and the Ronins. There is also an infinity sign next to Cultist-Chan's name.

That, and there appears to be a Browncoat renovating the cafeteria.

Yeah, but when Cultist-Chan dies, she comes back as a child version of herself.
But she ages at a randomized rate, so she can come in every recruit wave, if she dies enough.
Tzeench + Slaanesh, you so silly.

Note to Self: When Power Armor is available, send in Angry Marine.

[NewsMuffin]

An email pops up on Gendo's computer with all the possible new recruit. There is an infinity sign next to Coalition Light and Heavy, Browncoat Light and Heavy, and the Ronins. There is also an infinity sign next to Cultist-Chan's name.

That, and there appears to be a Browncoat renovating the cafeteria.

Yeah, but when Cultist-Chan dies, she comes back as a child version of herself.
But she ages at a randomized rate, so she can come in every recruit wave, if she dies enough.
Tzeench + Slaanesh, you so silly.

Note to Self: When Power Armor is available, send in Angry Marine.

Puhrge ahss.

[Phantom]

He hesitated before responding. "Cultist-chan...are you sure?"

((Hooray for reading High School 40k!))

[NewsMuffin]

((Oh my god that was a fun read.))

Hwee have been verrry wicked.

[Phantom]

He stammered, then steadied his voice. "Know...know this, heretic! Tonight the judgment of the Emperor is come upon you! You have turned from his light, and you must be purged."

((Totally Canon. Same thing with LCB.))

[NewsMuffin]

((Oh yeah I know.))

Hyesss...hyess!
((LCB could actually work though. HS40k... I don't even know.))

[Phantom]

((Modified HS40k. Meeting in the field?))
*FADE TO BLACK*

...
WHAT THE F*CK!? WHY DID I WATCH THAT!? WHERE'S MY BARBECUED BEAR MEAT!?

[NewsMuffin]

((Well, the ending would work, but the Scout would probably go full chaos after touching her.))

Free crabs?!