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[Itnetlolor]

:Oh, and erm... Lizzy I think your name was? Would you talk to me somewhere private please? I need to ask you something.

(Meanwhile on Ground Level above Hangar Bay-1 (Skyranger-1))
: Aren't you a cute one. Who might you be? I'm Lizzy Shinkicker, Princess of Darkness. My daddy runs this place too.

[NewsMuffin]

Are there any available soldiers? I would like one if possible.


Name: Cultist-Chan (Oh fuck yes I did.)
Gender: Female
Preferred Equipment: Dual wielding a Stun Baton, and a (Laser) Pistol.
Bio: KAY-OHSS
(I'll fill in as we go.)

[Phantom]

Dear god, Cultist-chan.
PURGE HER DAMMIT.

[warhammer651]

Kharn thinks eating annoying girls brain fine so Long as it's in honorable combat. Kharn update blog now.

: Greg not ask you. Greg ask Gendo-man.

Kharn just throwing opinion out there. Kharn also wants to know if you have seen Kharn's magic deck. Roughly 52 cards, green/red aggro deck. Is also literal magic, throws itself in the face of people who use blue magic decks.

Kharn also like to point out that Kharn's cousin will be arriving next wave of recruits. Kharn believes her quite nuts, but oddly endearing company.

[ragnarok97071]

: I'm Simon, a Spiral Warrior. I destroyed a universe once. It was a fake one, but still.
Simon Blushes a little.
: I would be driving the tank, but your dad tried to have me make sandwiches. Now I'm with the construction team digging out new rooms.

[Phantom]

This is painful. Just painful.

And I believe the {image width=#} tag would work good in this scenario.

[ReDeadEr]

: You just painful.

...

Who Greg just talk to?

...

Greg gonna go eat part of red-hair shout-lady's brain now.

[Itnetlolor]

: I'm Simon, a Spiral Warrior. I destroyed a universe once. It was a fake one, but still.
Simon Blushes a little.
: I would be driving the tank, but your dad tried to have me make sandwiches. Now I'm with the construction team digging out new rooms.

: That's actually pretty interesting! Last thing I did besides finding my father after close to 800 years of searching was killing off a God of war, becoming Queen, and then slaying the Devil. Although I think Cube's getting doubts I did the job completely, or that Lucifon's yanking my chain.
: I'll see what I can do to convince Daddy to let you control that metal beast. What can it do? Can it shoot fireballs that can destroy anything in it's path like I can? And...
: (Notices a strange greenish glow with a pulsing noise) Ooh, shiny. What's that?

[Phantom]

OH YEAH! But don't eat mine, it was painful enough in the bonus mission. Also, when I am getting an on-screen appearance?

Dude, don't forget about how everyone else you know signed up for this.

Oh? Who?

Let's see, Cultist-chan, a Scoutmarine, your brother Browncoat Light, your cousin Browncoat Heavy, Nazis from the Wehrmacht mod, a Kasrkin, your other brother Coalition Heavy, Plaugebearer-chan, a Vindicare Assassin, a Farseer, Commissar Fuklaw, that Ronin girl, and a guy that looks like he's actually from this game.

Oh.

...And you're not even there yet.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[ragnarok97071]

: What, the core drill?
He holds up the little drill that he wears as a necklace.
: It's the key that... well, it lets me use Spiral energy to power things. Like... well, it used to be a ganmen. Now it's a tank, and it probably could, but I try not to use my power too much. Trying not to end the universe again. I'll probably stick with firing drills at things for now.

[Itnetlolor]

: So these ganmen were like that thing I saw in storage? And they can destroy universes? Sweet!!! I like the logo by the way. Burning skulls are awesome. Nice veils too. Oh yeah, and what's this "Spiral Energy" you're talking about. Is it like when I make my enemies heads spin by hitting them hard enough?

[ragnarok97071]

: Actually, I don't think they have any Ganmen on the base. Here, I'll make you a statue of one.
about a minute later, he presents her with a miniature statue of the Lagann.
: Spiral energy is... Well, it's a power source, nearly infinite, if you can use it. That's why it can destroy the universe. It seems to like drills. I could demonstrate, but I kinda need something I can get... well, it runs on willpower, so I need something that I REALLY want to do.

[Itnetlolor]

: Actually, I don't think they have any Ganmen on the base. Here, I'll make you a statue of one.
about a minute later, he presents her with a miniature statue of the Lagann.

: Neat. It's like those armored soldiers I used to beat in the arenas, except... cooler design.

: Spiral energy is... Well, it's a power source, nearly infinite, if you can use it. That's why it can destroy the universe. It seems to like drills. I could demonstrate, but I kinda need something I can get... well, it runs on willpower, so I need something that I REALLY want to do.

: You know, it makes more sense now when everyone was screaming in pain that I was "drilling into them". Back in my days, we didn't need anything to channel our willpower through. At least, that's what I think. Although there is this odd thing called "MP" that sounds like a limit or something. I think I broke that limit before back then when I killed the God of War. That guy's face looks similar to the little armor dude with 2 faces you made.

[ReDeadEr]

(Ground Bay above Hangar Bay-1(Skyranger-1)

Greg staggers in covered in blood and with a knife jutting out of his head.

: Lizzy Greg get stabbed in head.

[ragnarok97071]

: A god of war, huh? There a story behind that, or did you just do it on a lark?
Simon turns and looks at the zombie.
:Wait, aren't you a zombie? do you even have any sensation of pain?