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[ReDeadEr]

: Greg not sure. All Greg know is after asking to eat her Greg get stabbed in the eyes.

[warhammer651]

: You know, Greg, I'm not sure. Think she can fight?

Well, she has no sense of self-preservation, loves explosions, has no sense of personal space, comes pre-sanity challenged and has a rather grating voice until you get used to it.

Give her high explosives and I'm sure she'll scare the shit out of these aliens and she rushes towards them with a "Present".

Also, she is REALLY hard to kill and have her stay dead.

[The Scout]

: You know, Greg, I'm not sure. Think she can fight?

Well, she has no sense of self-preservation, loves explosions, has no sense of personal space, comes pre-sanity challenged and has a rather grating voice until you get used to it.

Give her high explosives and I'm sure she'll scare the shit out of these aliens and she rushes towards them with a "Present".

Also, she is REALLY hard to kill and have her stay dead.

: Is this just a female version of me? Wouldn't be minding that.

[Phantom]

Oh, and hide your waffles from her. And Strategic Points. Oh and pay no attention to the Chaos Wheel on her back, or her lack of real clothing.

Why am I here? I was one of the Engineer clones that came with the base.

[warhammer651]

: You know, Greg, I'm not sure. Think she can fight?

Well, she has no sense of self-preservation, loves explosions, has no sense of personal space, comes pre-sanity challenged and has a rather grating voice until you get used to it.

Give her high explosives and I'm sure she'll scare the shit out of these aliens and she rushes towards them with a "Present".

Also, she is REALLY hard to kill and have her stay dead.

: Is this just a female version of me? Wouldn't be minding that.

...Sort of, but with a bit more religious bent and terrible accent. (Seriously, if she invites you to a slaanesh party, STAY THE HELL AWAY IF YOU VALUE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU)

[NewsMuffin]

That and when she dies, she comes back as a child with randomized growth rates.
And her accent is from her bad teeth.


*enters the mess hall with a big pointy stick*
Hwee cap-toohrd eet fohr kay-ohss!
*the room instantly starts to smell bad, and zombies come out of the kitchen area.*

[Phantom]

*The Browncoat drags Cultist-chan out of the room.*
BAD GIRL. Do not make Nurgle's pestilence spread around the base! However Tzeentch and Khorne related stuff is fine.

[NewsMuffin]

*Cultist-Chan frowns*
Baht hwee wahnt to sehrve the dahrk gohds!

[Phantom]

Serve all of them except Nurgle. Oh and a chaos beast is looking for you.

[ReDeadEr]

: Talk-Funny Girl alright by Greg now.

There finally other zombies here besides Greg.

[NewsMuffin]

Yehs, mis-tohr Brohwncoat.
*goes off and grabs more pointy sticks with the eye of chaos motif on them. By the end of the day, they'll be at every intersection and room.*

[warhammer651]

Yehs, mis-tohr Brohwncoat.
*goes off and grabs more pointy sticks with the eye of chaos motif on them. By the end of the day, they'll be at every intersection and room.*

Just remember: NO SLAANESHI ANYTHING. PERIOD.
Also: If something that says it serves "The Lord of Change" offer to do ANYTHING for you, do the most random thing possible so you don't go along with their plans

[NewsMuffin]

But Tzeentch would have planned on that.

[warhammer651]

But Tzeentch would have planned on that.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't at least TRY to weasel out of it.

[NewsMuffin]

But Tzeentch would have planned on that.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't at least TRY to weasel out of it.

Yeah. But the only thing Tzeentch can't plan on is Angry Marines, because they're too angry.

I love how we've turned this thread into a crossover-tastic X-COM what-fest.