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Author Topic: You are the Antagonist!  (Read 7691 times)

Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2011, 05:02:04 pm »
We don't know that yet! >Conduct minion workplace satisfaction survey.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2011, 05:04:04 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 21, 2011, 05:02:04 pm
We don't know that yet! >Conduct minion workplace satisfaction survey.
We'd need a bookkeeper for that, unless you want us to waste time doing it ourselves.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2011, 05:04:55 pm »
Do it ourselves. It'll boost morale as the minions will see us doing actual work.
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Max White

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2011, 05:05:23 pm »
I thought we had a book keeper, remember that rob guy? Didn't we hire him?
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Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2011, 05:05:51 pm »
He stabbed himself, then we stabbed him too.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2011, 05:08:08 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 21, 2011, 05:05:51 pm
He stabbed himself, then we stabbed him too.
He stabbed himself trying to stab us.
You survey the minions.

2/5ths say "What are we doing next?"
1/5th was asleep.
the rest were eating and said undeterminable gibberish while doing so.
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Max White

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2011, 05:08:33 pm »
Aww shit. Can't the 10 year old do it then?


WHY CAN WE GET NO GOOD HELP?
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Furtuka

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2011, 05:09:22 pm »
Go buy a couple shirts for the female minions. This is not an H game after all
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Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2011, 05:10:54 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 21, 2011, 05:09:22 pm
Go buy a couple shirts for the female minions. This is not an H game after all
But that's sexism :P /buy shirts for all the minions. And maybe get the 10 Yo to educate them.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2011, 05:13:12 pm »
Do you guys really want to waste gold on shirts when we could be using it to pay them to do a better job looting? the current luck with our catacombs not collapsing yet isn't going to last forever, and death by cave-in unseen by anyone except minions is a rather lame reason for restart.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2011, 05:15:24 pm »
Pay minions, tell thm to go looting for more money.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2011, 05:17:52 pm »
You do so.
They come back with a couple gold bars and several heavily wounded town guards. Perhaps the armor would be worth something on the dark market after the guards die.

Gold Count: 1000 in two bars.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2011, 05:18:40 pm »
so the guards are our prisoners?
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2011, 05:19:54 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 21, 2011, 05:18:40 pm
so the guards are our prisoners?
They chased them back, but are too wounded to really do anything more, so technically, yes they are.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2011, 05:20:37 pm »
Steal their clothes and give it to the minions.

Oh and build a dungeon or something

Edit: a dungeon dungeon not a rpg dungeon
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