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Author Topic: You are the Antagonist!  (Read 7687 times)

Knave

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2011, 04:26:50 pm »
We need gold! Gold to get more things!

Rob a stage coach!
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Max White

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2011, 04:31:38 pm »
Bring the girl, and the 10 year old! They can carry gold.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 04:35:08 pm »
You send your minions to rob a stage coach.
They come back with a stage coach ridden by a guy named Rob.

You sigh, but loot the thing anyway with kid help. Robbed Rob asks if you need a bookkeeper.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 04:36:06 pm »
Hire him for now.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 04:41:00 pm »
Send minions to begin breaking into people's homes and takeing valuable and useful stuff.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2011, 04:44:34 pm »
After the five year old mentions that interviewing away from the lair is safer, you take Rob to lunch and send the minions to impersonate heroes while looting houses.
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Well, that was a good idea indeed. He had a dagger hidden in his upper sleeve that slipped and stabbed himself in the arm when he tried to remove it, which you decide is as good a reason as any to stab him with your own dagger, which you have in an actual sheath on your belt disguised as a tube. Leaving the tavern owner to clean up the mess, you retreat back to base.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2011, 04:47:45 pm »
Uhhh should we assume the minions are wearing cloth shirts?
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Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2011, 04:48:04 pm »
Buy some shirts gor our minions, can't have them running topless everywhere.
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Knave

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2011, 04:50:08 pm »
No, shirtless minions are fine!

We need the money to build a sexy evil castle.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2011, 04:53:25 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 21, 2011, 04:48:04 pm
Buy some shirts gor our minions, can't have them running topless everywhere.
Well, the berserker adventurers aren't going to have any, we can probably just stick the toplessness under "disguises" for now if they ask why theres no shirts.

Quote from: Furtuka on April 21, 2011, 04:47:45 pm
Uhhh should we assume the minions are wearing cloth shirts?
No. The only ones we could afford have shorts and semi-transparent visored helmets only, with the presence or lack of underwear being an unknown right now.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2011, 04:55:33 pm »
Go get some more gold.
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BlastoiseWarlorf

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2011, 04:57:38 pm »
Why are the woman minions not prostituting themselves?
Make the Woman minions have sex for cash.
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Max White

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2011, 04:58:42 pm »
Well they do not have shirts, so I assumed that was implied.
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Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2011, 04:59:01 pm »
Quote from: BlastoiseWarlorf on April 21, 2011, 04:57:38 pm
Why are the woman minions not prostituting themselves?
Make the Woman minions have sex for cash.
Do not do this, It's bad for morale.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2011, 05:00:26 pm »
It's only bad for Morale if they really dislike it.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu
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