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[Fniff]

Check for rumors about any upstart adventurers.

[Aklyon]

You kick a couple rabbits on the way north, doodle random not-runes, and try to hear about any poor saps on quests for The Dark Sword of Kaz'hul'bark, and find a much more reasonable Minion seller. No rumors yet, though.

Gold:45,555
Prices here are: Bog Standard. Either this is a new startup or they didn't feel like altering the prices for profit yet.

Cheap Minions: 100G for two. Random amount of clothing, including the possibility of none at all.
Fully Clothed Minions: Your Generic Minion. 200G for 2, not the best but competent.
Armored Minions:
  Meh Armor: 300G for 2.
  Middling Armor: 350G per Minion.
  Recycled Tank-class Armor: 375G per Minion.
Commander Minions: 3,200G per Commander. Well Armored, Smart Minions. Pricey, but you don't want to have to lead the charge yourself, do you?
Commando Minions: 6,400G per Commando, includes all requested gear. Limit 1 squad of 5. Only thing better than these guys are yourself, milord, with the occasional exception.

[Fniff]

Fifteen middling armor minions!

[Furtuka]

and 5 tank armored one, 20 clothed ones and 0ne commander

[Taricus]

Squad of commando minions. Armed with the best ranged and melee weaponry wearing powered armour.

[Furtuka]

how much would be a squad?

[Taricus]

$32000 for the lot of the commandos.

[Furtuka]

We don't have enough for that along with the above requests and even then we would hardly have  any money left. how about 2 commandos for now?

[Taricus]

That works.

[Aklyon]

20 Minions (4000G), 15 Middling Armored Minions (5250G), 5 Tank Armored Minions (1875G), and 1 Commander Minion (3200G) are bought and paid for for a total of 14,325G. Afterwards, a duo of Commando Minions with lightning bows, adamantium swords, and magi-armor are requested after paying 12,800G. They are predicted to be ready in 5 turns, and predicted to arrive in 8.

Total Spent: 27,125 Gold
Total Left: 18,430 Gold

You then leave the portal and go out in search of a proper lair.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Current Lair: Ye Needeth a Laire! Gette on withe finding one!
Gold: 18,430

Artifacts: 2
* A very long list of suggestions based on previous evildoers' failures. (Mostly unread)
* The Dark Sword of Kaz'hul'bark (wielded, left hand)

Other Inventory: None.

Advisors: 1
* 1 five year old girl, reading skill at least basic.

Subadvisors: 1
* 1 ten year old boy with decent reading comprehension.

Intermediate ranks:
* The Protector of Small Advisors, a promoted female minion.
* Minion Commander #1. Has not proved himself yet, thus remains nameless.

Minions: 20 Minions, 15 Middling Armored Minions, 5 Tank Armored Minions. Fairly evenly split genderwise, which is unusual for bulk minion purchases.

[Taricus]

Go help deal with the guard HQ.

[Aklyon]

You see the HQ has been quite tidily incinerated by the adventurers, who have vanished. You tell the Protector of Small Advisors to add a note to the list saying "Do not pay adventurers to do something they'd just got in trouble for before you got there.", and smack around one of the minions in frustration!

[Taricus]

Go look for a new base.

[Aklyon]

A minion spies a Fortress of either Dwarven or Goblinic origin farther north, while there is a more traditional small conquerable town to the east.

[Taricus]

TOWN! Leave the non-combatants alive though, why kill something that can earn you money.