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Author Topic: You are the Antagonist!  (Read 7695 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2011, 06:02:48 pm »
Quote from: Max White on April 21, 2011, 05:49:26 pm
Do we trust the minions on dangerous construction work? I mean really, we need those catacombs!
Well, do we? It indeed would be cheaper, but they haven't proved to be the smartest lot.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2011, 06:08:03 pm »
Might as well do it, just make sure the sword and the gold are outside of it while they work. If they die we don't need to feed them.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2011, 06:08:17 pm »
I say Not till minion #_ gets an eyepatch
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2011, 06:08:50 pm »
No, I suppose not. Let's just pay the dungeonmaker to fix them. The minions can easily steal more gold.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2011, 06:10:18 pm »
You get Minion 4 an eyepatch, take the rest of the gold and The Dark Sword, and leave them to attempt architecteering.

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They haven't wrecked anything yet. Continue?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #65 on: April 21, 2011, 06:11:10 pm »
Doodle random arcane looking symbols in the dirt while you wait
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #66 on: April 21, 2011, 06:20:58 pm »
Attempt to do something magical and way, way out of your league, like summon a God and bend him to your will.

Have Fun doing so.
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #67 on: April 21, 2011, 06:35:05 pm »
You hear a loud crumbling noise and assume they screwed something up. Onto elsewhere, I guess.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #68 on: April 21, 2011, 06:37:38 pm »
Go take a new base.
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #69 on: April 21, 2011, 06:39:34 pm »
check who survived
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #70 on: April 21, 2011, 06:54:59 pm »
"Oi, this is my sho-aaaagggggh!" Goes the weapon shop shopkeeper as you cut him down with The Dark Sword.  This place should work for a good money place, but its not really much of a lair. One of the female minions finds you and brings out the two kids.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #71 on: April 21, 2011, 07:03:17 pm »
Loot then move on. Promote minion for saving advisors
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2011, 07:06:31 pm »
Take everything in the shop. EVERYTHING
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2011, 07:18:20 pm »
Then again, why bother being a shopkeeper? This stuff would sell much faster on the dark market, so you do three things:
  • Promote the surviving she-minion to Protector of Small Advisors.
  • Take EVERYTHING from the shop.
  • Set an elf on fire to attract the adventurers while looking for the nearest Dark Market portal.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #74 on: April 21, 2011, 07:20:42 pm »
Tell advisors to look for a suitable base (They'll know, they're your grandkids). Go loot a few more shops by ourselves and recuit some minions at the next opportunity.
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