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[Max White]

Make the guard to the macarena to raise moral for the minions!

[Taricus]

After we take everything they have on them.

[KaguroDraven]

Get the guards to tell us who is guarding their main base, maybe we can take it as our own.

[Aklyon]

The guards are all elves. Our minions are not. The macarena still raises morale, though.

The Dungeonmaker deems our catacombs to likely to collapse to be worth building in. He offers to fix them for all our gold, though.

The elven guards say their main base was torched recently by nearby dwarven adventurers and they haven't been informed of the new main base location yet.

[Taricus]

Hire adventurers, they sound like a good amoral bunch.

And get the base fixed up while the minions are out looting.

[Furtuka]

We needs more money

[Aklyon]

We can't hire the adventurer dwarves and fix our stuff at the same time unless we fix it ourself, because both cost monies.
Who do we send the minions to?

[Max White]

Can we butcher the guard and less the organs?

[Furtuka]

Send the minions to loot Ye Local Armor And Clothing Store

[Aklyon]

less? what do you mean, Max?

You send the minions to loot the armor and clothing shoppe. One comes back with several arrows in his eyes, but they have shirtses now.

[KaguroDraven]

Sell the elves as slaves.

[Taricus]

Oh well. tell the minions to loot some gold.

[Furtuka]

Send minions to loot the pirate tavern for eyepatches

[Nirur Torir]

Have the minions repair the catacombs when they get back from looting.

[Max White]

Do we trust the minions on dangerous construction work? I mean really, we need those catacombs!