The Adventure Squad returns with a barrelful of useless nicknacks deemed 'artifacts' by idiot villagers and gold. Well, at least it wasn't their fault this time...
Meanwhile, you hear the sounds of more surprised death, some kind of muffled anguished noise, and a smoke bomb.
Then another smoke bomb, and a Commando Minion lands on top of a ninja who landed on top of you.
"Well hello sir! Sorry about the surprise entrance, but it was indeed ninjas you heard yesterday. Me and Jim are here, though, so no worries for you!"
Current Lair: An Unnamed Town
Gold: 20,000
Artifacts: 2
* A very long list of suggestions based on previous evildoers' failures. (Mostly unread)
* The Dark Sword of Kaz'hul'bark (wielded, left hand)
Other Inventory:
1 Caged Large Pigbeast (in town)
1 Barrel of Useless Junk
Advisors: 1
* 1 five year old girl, reading skill at least basic.
Subadvisors: 1
* 1 ten year old boy with decent reading comprehension.
Intermediate ranks:
* The Protector of Small Advisors, a promoted female minion.
* Minion Commander #1. Has not proved himself yet, thus remains nameless.
* Quirky Miniboss #1: Primary Colored 5-midget squad.
* Jim and Luke, Commando Minion Duo! (Magiarmor, addy swords, lightning bows)
Minions: 13 Minions, 15 Middling Armored Minions, 5 Tank Armored Minions.