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Author Topic: You are the Antagonist!  (Read 7866 times)

Aklyon

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You are the Antagonist!
« on: April 21, 2011, 03:36:18 pm »
You are The Antagonist! You are in the kingdom of Qwebzob, about to steal some object of great importance; thus causing some unlucky random guy to have to go on some long quest to get it back from you for some reason.

What was the thing, again?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2011, 03:39:29 pm »
The Dark Sword of Kaz'hul'bark

Once you bring it back to your lair you can start working on the ancient rites to bring back the ancient demon lord and bind him to your will!
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2011, 03:49:19 pm »
Ah yes, THAT thing! You take a right, push a sleeping guard out the window, throw a loudmouth fancy-dressed person into the castle moat, and blast open the runelocked doors. After retrieving The Dark Sword of Kaz'hul'bark, you stab the nearest guard and use his now dark-powered zombieness to scare the crap out of everyone else while walking out unchallenged.

(will we listen to this list, or not?)
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2011, 03:55:00 pm »
Hell no!

The list isn't the boss of me!

I have half a mind to do the exact opposite of the list just to spite it!
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2011, 03:57:06 pm »
Follow the list. Humility to read it is more than good enough a price for victory.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2011, 03:58:45 pm »
We don't have to personally read the list, we could hire a minion to do that and have him/her/it point out relevant parts at times.
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2011, 03:59:42 pm »
It's about time we hire a few good minions anyways!
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 04:01:33 pm »
Does it matter which pronoun they are?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Taricus

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2011, 04:03:00 pm »
Nope, just as long as they're competant.
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2011, 04:04:05 pm »
If we're gonna do that might as well have the minion who reads the list a five year old child
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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2011, 04:04:50 pm »
Furtuka's idea as well.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2011, 04:15:44 pm »
You hire a five year old to read the list, then after thinking about that for a second, also hire a 10 year old to make sure the 5 year old is actually reading it right.

After that, you hire the 5 cheapest minions you can get due to a severe lack of funding. They have leather shorts and semi-transparent visored helmets. Having minions with actual armor was too expensive, and apparently shirts are worth more than pants in the minion market.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2011, 04:18:25 pm »
Get advisors to read us the list.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2011, 04:19:50 pm »
Which part do we need right now? (I'm not going to copy the whole thing at once, thats already linked to)

Your advisors start on the list.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Antagonist!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2011, 04:20:25 pm »
The vitalmost one.
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