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[Max White]

> Grind piano playing skill.

[noah22223]

The Bear Murder Simulator Box has set fire to Dad's Cigar Case.
Once again, your dad is a cheetah.
SMOTHER THE DAMN THINGS WITH THE NEARBY TOWELS.

[Megaman]

Commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom Grandma, and Dad will kill you anyway.

Do it. Are you a cheetah or a pussy cat?

[noah22223]

You attempt suicide, but your dads uncles nieces nephews grandfathers sister was 0.000000000000000001% god, and thus you are immortal.

[Megaman]

Loose all your followers, stripping you of god-like powers, and commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom Grandma, and Dad will kill you anyway.

Do it. Are you a cheetah or a pussy cat?

[noah22223]

You are connected to the most-believed-in gods bloodline, and thus it is impossible to make him lose all of his followers in a timely manner, and thus you are unkillable until he falls completely out of practice.
the houses Infrastructure is now on fire.

[Megaman]

Rip up your god contract, leaving you void of god status, and commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom, Grandma, Dad, and the collapsing house will kill you anyway.

Do it. Are you a cheetah or a pussy cat?

[Taricus]

Put fire out.

[noah22223]

Your god contact is made of some magic crap. Lifestream and stuff.
And this, it is not corporeal.
You snap your fingers and twiddle your thumbs, and everything is fixed.
To celebrate, you...

[Megaman]

Use your powers to rip up your god contract, leaving you void of god status, and commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom, Grandma, Dad, and the damaged house will kill you anyway.

Do it. Are you a cheetah or a pussy cat?

[noah22223]

Use your powers to rip up your god contract, leaving you void of god status, and commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom, Grandma, Dad, and the damaged house will kill you anyway.

Do it. Are you a cheetah or a pussy cat?

...and everything is fixed.

[Megaman]

Use your powers to rip up your god contract, leaving you void of god status, and commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom, Grandma, Dad, and the angered house will kill you anyway.

Do it. Are you a cheetah or a pussy cat?

[Taricus]

Go up town.

Mega, stop spamming.

[Megaman]

Just having a little fun 

Worthycontentedit:

Take your simulator with you to get it checked out

[noah22223]

...angered house...