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Author Topic: You are Murderer! Or not! Or maybe you are but are not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!  (Read 3015 times)

noah22223

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You are Murderer! Or not! Or maybe you are but are not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!
« on: April 20, 2011, 11:39:51 pm »
You have just killed man with BEAR HANDS!
What you do?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 12:36:07 am by noah22223 »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 11:40:28 pm »
BEAR HANDS?

Holy shit you are a bear.

Eat his corpse.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 11:43:27 pm »
You contemplate the fact that your mom fell in love with a bear, which makes her a freak, and made you.
Your father clawed you daily, telling you to eat your human meat!
You eat mans CORPSE.
You now have HUMAN BONES.
New title: Bear McBearenstine The Psuedo-cannibal.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 11:44:18 pm »
> Do a bearal roll.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 11:46:49 pm »
You do a Bearal roll, but the cops are here in 5 Indefinite Time Periods!

RUN LIKE FU&*?
Y/N
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2011, 11:47:38 pm »
N

Eat all the cops.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 11:49:09 pm »
You don't run. The cops are here.
You eat them all.
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« Last Edit: April 20, 2011, 11:51:27 pm by noah22223 »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2011, 11:54:39 pm »
Rampage through the streets bear nakee to the church.

Enter Church Y/N?
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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2011, 11:57:23 pm »
Go to a nuclear plant and become a mutant. For great justice.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Murderer!
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2011, 11:58:13 pm »
You are about to go on a rampage, spewing out random bear puns along the way, and turn into a mutant, but your
Bear Murder Simulator Box sets on fire!
You are now Jimmy McCheetah.
Your Father was a Cheetah.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer! Or not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2011, 12:03:29 am »
Commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak.
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Re: You are Murderer! Or not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2011, 12:03:59 am »
You stand around, trollfacing at ideas of commiting suicide as the Bear Murder Simulator Box sets fire to moms Extremely Expensive Window Curtains.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer! Or not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2011, 12:04:34 am »
Quote from: Megaman on April 21, 2011, 12:03:29 am
Commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom will kill you anyway.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 12:06:21 am by Megaman »
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Re: You are Murderer! Or not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2011, 12:05:47 am »
the Bear Murder Simulator Box has set fire to your Grandmothers Cryogenics tube.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Murderer! Or not! PLOT TWISTS AHOY!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2011, 12:06:31 am »
Quote from: Megaman on April 21, 2011, 12:04:34 am
Quote from: Megaman on April 21, 2011, 12:03:29 am
Commit suicide from realization that you are an anthropomorphic freak. And the fact Mom and Grandma will kill you anyway.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 12:09:02 am by Megaman »
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