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[worldspawn]

I had a fort named Axeclan. I made sure I had at least 50 axedwarves at any given time.

[Niyazov]

I found recently found a human settlement called "Girlishscreams"

[Syrup Roast]

Best name I've come with so far is BloodBridges.

I had Bloodyanus once.

Well... I'd keep that to yourself if I were you.

That must've hurt.

[Ovg]

Hauntedhalls and Murderbridge
First one I made into Lovecraft-themed, forgotten beast worshiping hellhole. Second one had an anti-siege atom smasher.

[Fahgo]

DoomMetals was pretty awesome name... shame it was my second fort so only lasted 5 minutes as i still hadn't figured out farming.

My current fort is AnguishCraft. considering the mess the last goblin siege made trying to get through my traps i imagine i'm crafting a lot of anguish for goblin spouses and children:
Goblin Wife: *sob*"How did my husband die?"*sob*
Goblin General: "erm... in a bloody mess. we would have tried gathering his body but... we didnt have any salsa jars"

both random generated too.

[Hyndis]

My badass general in charge of fortress defense at Bodicespots is named Stukos the Wad of Blowing.

[BrunomasterX]

Well, my fortress is called teethboulders, I'm planning on building some catapults at some point >_>

[Teneb]

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[Alastar]

I had 'Anusblossom', but found 'Elderstrumpets' more giggleworthy because both parts were innocent on their own.

I wonder if that was "Elders" and "trumpets" or "Elder" and "strumpets"...

I hope it was the former D:

According to the elegible compounds it hould be, but I found the latter more amusing... pondering what little bit of messed up dwarf history may have caused that name.

[proxn_punkd]

I had 'Anusblossom', but found 'Elderstrumpets' more giggleworthy because both parts were innocent on their own.

I wonder if that was "Elders" and "trumpets" or "Elder" and "strumpets"...

I hope it was the former D:

I love both of you for actually knowing the word "strumpet". /nerd for old-fashioned vocabulary

In more on-topic news, I had a fort called "Bustcontests" at one point. Many jokes about modding in *wet t-shirts* were had, but unfortunately I lacked the modding skills to do so.

[Flying Dice]

Fortress Togalolon, "Stormgears", founded by The Romantic Sacks. The RNG sure is good at coming up with awesome names and then ruining them with, well...

[Cyroth]

The RNG once named my fortress "Fistbattles", and the group was called "The Angry Beards". That was the most awesome combination the RNG ever gave me.
I made it a coloseum, but gave up halfway trough because the next version was released.

Another one was "Axeraped", sounds painful.

[Double A]

I once made a fort called Diamondballs the Scourge of Women, just to see if I could.

[Jelle]

I had The Deep City once. Pretty sweet name since it was a cavern city style fortress. Sadly the embark sucked and it didn't get past it's first anniversary.

[billamanjaro]

Woodenwoods the Woods of Wood.

Also hi, long time roamer and lets player, first time poster.