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Roraborialisforealis

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2011, 04:27:07 pm »

I randomly got Girlishholes, the Bald Bloody Partner of Death once. It has been every one of my fortresses since.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2011, 04:40:45 pm »

My last fortress (randomly generated names) was Coppershade - not too bad, but the parent civilisation was The Carnal Bodice.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #122 on: August 31, 2011, 04:41:01 pm »

Powermetals and Metalgods, one of those became a tribute to Ronnie James Dio (and died from a slight magma overdose.) The other died from LIRQ.

Also:
Anusblood.

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2011, 04:44:12 pm »

Powermetals and Metalgods, one of those became a tribute to Ronnie James Dio (and died from a slight magma overdose.) The other died from LIRQ.

Also:
Anusblood.

That is all.
I am SO digging this out of context!
Anusblood.... The bald bloody partner of death?
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2011, 04:46:56 pm »

I can't remember what my best (or worst) random fortress names were.

But one of my recent fortresses was given the custom name Góstangtholavuzgeshud Berim, "The Awe-Inspiring Deep Mine Fortress of Artifice".
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2011, 05:04:14 pm »

This isn't a fortress name, but my current dwarves are all members of Astesh Bunem-the Cudgels of Soothing
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #126 on: September 01, 2011, 03:40:12 pm »

One of my forts is called IronPants, founded by The Lost Armory from the civ The Scalded Knives. Very scalded - it's in the desert.

In another fort the local Human civ is called The Union of Snuggling. Daww!

And my Obsidian Tower (cast) megaproject fort is called CrowdWhip. Part of The Walls of Compassion. Founded by The Bodice of Battle. Aside from the last bit I can't help having NIN- Happiness in Slavery playing in my head when I think those names.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #127 on: September 01, 2011, 11:37:11 pm »

I had The Deep City once. Pretty sweet name since it was a cavern city style fortress. Sadly the embark sucked and it didn't get past it's first anniversary.

I misread Deep City as Derp City...

My all time favorite was Sacksizzled.  It stands out in my mind for having a kick-ass military that fought off an orc invasion (was playing d40 dig dwarfier) only to have one of my champions go berserk and single-handedly wipe out the whole fort.  the dark elves invaded, and he kicked their asses, too.  Only two he didn't kill were two guys laid up in bed.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #128 on: September 02, 2011, 12:53:10 am »

My current fort is Oiledmoons, founded by the Joyous Cudgels.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #129 on: September 03, 2011, 12:31:08 am »

A new chapter of dwarven history begins here at this place, Lirasmel.  "Climaxmerchants".  Strike the earth!
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« Reply #130 on: September 03, 2011, 05:07:08 am »

Just found my old hard drive - it's still got pictures from my first world of 31 - Bowelglaze, followed by Roughhole.  Both random,  Both disturbing enough by themselves.  Bowelglaze.  I didn't understand why the dwarves didn't like digging through engravings.  Nasty ending fitting of the name.

The final one in that world was Skunkcraft.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #131 on: September 03, 2011, 07:48:28 am »

Current (random) fortress name : Knifereign

Since my civ is named "the peacefull trades", I guess I'm the head warden of the local penal colony.
Would explain the bunch of "adequate liar" and "talented biter" psychos I'm getting, too...
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #132 on: September 03, 2011, 08:35:18 am »

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« Reply #133 on: September 05, 2011, 03:18:15 pm »

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #134 on: September 11, 2011, 03:54:54 pm »

Just reorganizing my military.

Deleted all my squads, and created a new one.

"The Golden Showers".
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