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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #105 on: August 18, 2011, 11:41:26 am »

Knifemurders.  That's all.

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #106 on: August 19, 2011, 12:08:44 pm »

Current fort is Sil Minbaz, otherwise known as Knifevisions. The group name is called "The Immortal Hammer."

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #107 on: August 19, 2011, 12:15:39 pm »

I once had a fortress called "Glazedcactus."  It was, fittingly, in a desert, and a high master cook came in the first migrant wave.  I was very disappointed when I realized I couldn't mod in cactus to be edible without re-genning the world.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #108 on: August 19, 2011, 12:16:32 pm »

My current fort that had a random name gen was Satineth aka Strokecity
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2011, 07:11:43 pm »

I had a group called "The Foolish League". It was adequate, though, because on the first year my humans (Modded game) died of starvation since I had forgot to start a farm..
EDIT: And now I remember also "Idlathaguk", The Angelic League, a human civ. Funny enough, they worship a demon..
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2011, 07:34:15 pm »

Mamgozitdun Ekurontak imketh. First of all, the dwarven sounds awesome by itself. It means 'Dragoncharmed the Mighty Arm of Justice. O YEAH.  8)
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #111 on: August 25, 2011, 07:44:35 pm »

Had a civ named "The Sculpted Wall of Lovin".
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #112 on: August 25, 2011, 08:22:33 pm »

Ragguards. Had two full squads, constantly sparring, which damaged their clothing pretty badly. You could say the guards were dressed in... rags  8)

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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #113 on: August 25, 2011, 08:39:27 pm »

Potsmokes and Holymountain the Profane.

The dwarves in the first one did nothing but party. Seriously, I'd set the dining room, wander away for a few minutes, and there's a party. Disassociate the table, wander away, come back, ANOTHER PARTY.

The dwarves in the second decided that a very narrow shelf a few squares wide right next to a 10 Z-level drop into the forest. Fortunately, the situation was corrected when a herd of unicorns came by and slaughtered that fortress.
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« Reply #114 on: August 25, 2011, 11:01:17 pm »

I just got "craterpoints"... oxymorons are fun :D
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« Reply #115 on: August 29, 2011, 06:15:50 pm »

Not a fortress, but a brook. "Grizzleshown the Sad Hell". Poor fishies.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #116 on: August 29, 2011, 07:41:55 pm »

Funny: The fortress of Frillyattic.  It was cleaned out by some goblins after a thermonuclear hissy-fit (Tantrum spiral that started with the deaths of some woodcutters/haulers/pet kittens that were stuck outside)

Imposing: The fortress of Ironbear (running).  It makes me wonder if the names are less than random, because about 1 in 6 engravings is of a named human being killed by an unnamed grizzly bear in some event or other.  I've started recording the engravings: there are at least 32 BATTLES represented by the bear engravings, most if not all with multiple humans meeting their ends at the hands of grizzlies.  Most of the bear engraving events don't have any other depictions, but at least one features human-on-elf violence as well as bear-on-human.  I'm dying to take a look at the legends screen and find out if it's really the elves behind the countless fatal maulings.  This and a spiteful mayor baroness countess (duchess?) with a love for aluminum may be encouraging me to break out of the safe-growth mold that's gotten me so far...
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« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2011, 02:43:57 pm »

I've been compulsively abandoning forts like a sissy, mainly because I'm new and focusing on one big DF task at a time (armor/weapon smithing in one fortress, digging to a cavern layer in the next, making ragtag militia in the next fortress' cavern, using the magma sea to power my forges in the next) but now I think I'm finally ready to build a successful fortress from the ground up, to last for many years and many sieges.

I generate a map where I'm at war with the goblins. (The elves are nowhere to be found, I wonder who killed them?)

Undaunted, I find myself a piece of sand desert with flux and prepare to embark.

The RNG Gods seem to want me to succeed, as the fortress is named Duneswords and it is to be founded by The National Daggers. Glory to Armok!
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2011, 03:27:54 pm »

Wanderscuffle.

Fluffy wamblers roam freely out there.
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Re: Funniest/most bad-ass fortress names
« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2011, 03:30:58 pm »

Heh - right after posting that I decided to see what other funny names i can get with the random generator.

The first one it generated was 'Manorbs'.

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