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[jetex1911]

Our new slogan: FOR THE HORDE!

Also, eat the Cranky Old Adoption-Agency Hag, cover the Skinny Under-Fed Orphans with webs, sealing them into a cocoon, and grind your Transformation Magic until it is high enough to turn humans into spiders that will serve you.

[ragnarok97071]

No, not spiders, we need servants that are capable of using Hume equipment. Driders.

Also, they're orphans, meaning that their lives have most likely been crap. so... RECRUIT THEM BY APPEALING TO THE 'Humainity is shit' POSITION!

Did I just use the Ivalace term? I need to cut back on the final fantasy...

[Argonnek]

Tell the Skinny Under-Fed Orphans that we will give them Furry Woodland Food and Furry Woodland Revenge if they join us.

[jetex1911]

Tell the Skinny Under-Fed Orphans that we will give them Furry Woodland Food and Furry Woodland Revenge if they join us.

And practice your Transformation Magic and Brainwashing Magic so you can create more Thralls!

[RoryTehNoob]

Varios thoughts flow through your head, you need a slogan! For The Hoard seemed like the best choice, your fellow furry woodland spiders udder crys of battle! You gain:
Rallying The Troops Level: 1

You are starving! That old hag sure looks tasty. OM NOM NOM. You satasfy your blood lust, now..hmm..what to do with the orphans. You poke a small hole in each of their heads, placing one of your spider minions in each hole. The Orphans Mutate into... Furry Woodland Basic Human-Spider Mutants and are under your influence, kind of. You gain:
Splicing Level: 1

As your army grows you feel a power growing inside you, you must have more, your lust for blood become strong, you must eat human flesh to survive! You bust out of the wall and hop on top of the building...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A skill/level update coming in the next few updates, keep suggesting if you want this story to continue!

[Hubris Incalculable]

go to all the buildings in the area and perform Furry Woodland Human-Eating on all the occupants, except the children, who shall be Spliced.

[ragnarok97071]

Yes. Children must be spared, for they have nothing to do with the destruction of our home. The rest of them can die, though.

Though spare them if they choose to side with us.

[Fniff]

Splice splice spliiiiiiiice!

[RoryTehNoob]

You move through the town, getting faster, larger and stronger as you slaughter those who might be 2nd cousins twice removed with your oppressors! Some Hippies agree to join you, so you slice them together into 2 Stinky 3-Headed Hippie Groupies. You Necromance some dead bodies and slice them into Furry Woodland Zombie-Spider Mutants. From somewhere overhead you hear the voice from Super Smash Bros. saying, Challenger Approaching!

Levels (All of them thus far)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Web Spinning: 5
Break Dancing: 10.5
Lust for Blood: 5
Reading: 8
Skill Grinding Skill: 1
Slicing: 3
Rallying the troops: 1

Your army

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

200+ Tiny Furry Woodland Spiders
7 Furry Woodland Basic Human-Zombie Mutants
2 Stinky 3-Headed Hippie Groupies
15 Furry Woodland Zombie-Spider Mutants

You see a huge dust could in the distance, the challenger, you don't know what it is and you need a plan of attack, what is it?

[Argonnek]

Coat the entire area in webs! Burrow into the ground and make them stalk through your lair! Eat Heartily As They Throw Themselves At Your Webs!

[Fniff]

Do what Argonnek says, but add one thing: Set the webs on fire.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Kill the hippies.

Don't eat them, set them as bait for better tastier targets!

[RoryTehNoob]

You are your spider minions build a huge net across the road between buildings as fast as possible, but, before you can get any further than a few feet underground, an army ofSadistic Angry Care-Bears come rushing out of the dust! You send your hippies as bait and have your orphans hide to attempt to eat the  S.A.C.s that attack the bait, your tiny spiders run throught the web to get some kills before the wave hits your defensives, it looks like they are quickly getting overrun, what is your strategy?

[Dr. D]

NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCHED.

[Argonnek]

Do we have poison-spitting allies? If so, then have them poison the enemy from a distance while you overrun them with spider-minions! If we don't have poison-spitters, have our army of spiders create tripwire-like webs to slow them down ever further!