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[Argonnek]

Go for the neck! Tasty, tasty trachea.

[RoryTehNoob]

You chew on some tasty Furry Woodland Liver and Trachea before getting distracted for a time looking at Max White's avitar. Weeeee. You then engage in your new favorite activity, Break Dancing. You gain:
Break Dancing Level: 2
+15 Random Units of Furry Woodland Energy
You hear the loud whirrrr of A Chian saw as it cuts through Furry Woodland Woods. The tree lands on the girl, crushing her. The Hairy Urban Loggers are closing in!

[Max White]

Use super ultra secret special final break dancing move Furry Woodland destruction ultimate!

[Evergod41]

Take the Hair Urban Logger's chainsaw and turn it against them. Then get distracted by Max White's avatar once more...

[RoryTehNoob]

You attempt to

Use super ultra secret special final break dancing move Furry Woodland destruction ultimate!

But, Alas, that move is unlocked at Break Dancing Level 10.
You expertly snatch the chainsaw from the Hairy Urban Loggers (by destracting them with your mad Break Dancing skills) and chop them up. You gain:
Lust for Blood Level: 1
Break Dancing Level: 3
Chainsaw
3 Turns Worth Chainsaw fuel
Stinky Urban Ball Cap

Inventory

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Furry Woodland Sword
Chainsaw w/ 3 turns of fuel
Stinky Urban Ball Cap

Levels

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Web Spinning Level: 2
Break Dancing Level: 3
Lust for Blood Level: 1

Equiptment

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Nothing equiped

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For now, it is resting time.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Use entire load of chainsaw fuel sawing the Hairy Urban Loggers up into little tiny pieces.

Get splattered in blood.

[Argonnek]

Spin giant webs! Capture small airplanes and feast on the passengers.

[noah22223]

Run to nearest nuclear power plant and get mutated into a...

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GIANT MUTATED BREAKDANCING TEN-LEGGED CHAINSAW WIELDING 10 EYED SUPER SPIDER!

But before that, skill grind breakdancing at the nearest rave party until you are level 10, then use Furry Woodland Destruction ULTIMATE on the part and kill off a city.

[RoryTehNoob]

You use all three turns worth of fuel in one with some furry woodland miracle. You get splattered in blood. Yummy You gain:
[b/]Lust For Blood Level: 3

You attempt to fufill your blood lust by catching planes in your web, you spin the biggest [b/]web you can muster, and you catch...a medium sized furry woodland dragonfly, to bad your web spinning isn't any higher. You gain:
[b/]Web Spinning Level: 5

You grind break dancing until you reach level ten. You gain:
[b/]Break Dancing Level: 10

You walk into [b/]Smelly Urban City and [b/]use Furry Woodland Destruction ULTIMATE. Half the city is destroyed. You then grow a bit bigger, it seems the more people you kill, the bigger and more powerful you become. You notice you gain another break dancing ability, but you're not sure what it is.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Use the ability that we aren't quite sure about what it actually does!

[Argonnek]

TO THE ORPHANAGE!

[RoryTehNoob]

Use the ability that we aren't quite sure about what it actually does!

You feel a dance through your furry woodland soul, it's the limit-break dance, the earth beneath your 8 furry woodland legs trembles and hundreds of tiny woodland spiders come out and stand in front of you, as if waiting for orders..you gain:
Break Dancing Level: 10.5

TO THE ORPHANAGE!

You wander throught the remaining portions of Smelly Urban City looking for something called an orphanage,crap, to bad your furry woodland reading skills aren't up to par, maybe your spider army can assit you...

[ragnarok97071]

Grind Reading until we can find our way around the city. Also somehow grind necromancy, so we can raise those we slay to be our servants.

[RoryTehNoob]

Grind Reading until we can find our way around the city. Also somehow grind necromancy, so we can raise those we slay to be our servants.

You wander around the city for hours trying to learn to read, and fail, luckily, a Slouching Old Man With a Stick come from around a corner and bashes you over the head with it. Shortly thereafter, you decide to kill off all of your spiders, then summon them over and over again, that somehow gives you Furry Woodland Necromancy. You gain:
Reading Level: 8 (enough to read most basic signs, ect..)
Necromancy Level: 4 (has a chance to fail with bigger creatures
Skill Grinding Level: 1

Using your newfound skills, you quickly locate the Stereotypical Rundown Back-Alley Adoption Agency. You try to walk through the doors, but you are too big, you break through the Old Creaky Door. I'm sure you'll repair it later. You walk in with a Furry Woodland Smile, but, to your dismay, all of the orphans run and hide in the corner. The Cranky Old Adoption-Agency Hag comes out and says  in order to addopt a child you need $500 + $100 for breaking the door, and a job. Shit. Also, those Skinny Under-Fed Orphans are starting to look yummy, you're hungry and need more Furry Woodland Energy.

[ragnarok97071]

Don't eat them, they may serve as good servants for the WOODLAND AGENDA.

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