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Author Topic: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)  (Read 3755 times)

RoryTehNoob

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You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« on: April 20, 2011, 09:25:07 pm »

You awake in an all too familiar grassy clearing, on a sterotypical sunny beautiful day in Lovely Forest. Unfortuneately you forgot what sort of furry woodland creature you are. If only you had someone to suggest it to remind you. You're full of furry woodland energy, what will you do?

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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 09:26:21 pm »

Clearly we're a big brown fuzzy spider. We just love hugs!
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 09:27:05 pm »

Hugs and Kisses. We don't bite. Much.

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Preferably of the Giant Woodland variety.
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 09:27:41 pm »

We are the last cave bear.

We shall pray to the great bear gods for the strength to avenge our brothers, if they will not help us...

Then damn them too.
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 09:35:31 pm »

The most caring and lovable of eight legged critters. Spider.

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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2011, 09:47:32 pm »

You stumble-upon a reflective pool of water and notice you are a Giant Furry Woodland Spider. Cool. You hear a chainsaw somewhere in the distance, Furry Woodland creatures run by you in your clearing, what will you do now?
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 09:48:18 pm »

Spin a web to capture some of them to feast on
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2011, 09:51:02 pm »

Spin a web! Harvest critters! NOM NOM NOM!

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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2011, 09:54:26 pm »

You spin an awkward web between two trees.
Web Spinning level: 2
Cool level up music plays and you break dance to it.
Break Dancing level: 1

A little girl wearing red walks into your trap! Other furry woodland creatures give you sarcastic looks and continue running. But she is in your web, what shall you do?
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2011, 09:55:30 pm »

Take red hood and basket of goodies for grandma.

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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2011, 09:56:08 pm »

Ask what her name is. Or spin it in our web. Either-or.

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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2011, 10:03:12 pm »

Take red hood and basket of goodies for grandma.
You attempt to take her red hood and basket, but you then realize she doesn't have either of these things, however; she does have a furry woodland sword, you take it.
Ask what her name is. Or spin it in our web. Either-or.
You ask her what her name is, she passes out due to the fact that a sentient Giant Furry Woodland Spider is talking to her, you tie her into your web and lick your chops, shall thou dig in?

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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2011, 10:04:04 pm »

Why yes sir, I do think so.
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Re: You are a furry woodland creature (updates quickly)
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 10:05:06 pm »

Eat her liver.
Break dance afterwards (Little forest girl is high in calories you know!)
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