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[noah22223]

Buy fake ID papers and new cloths, then get a face lift.
Who? that guy from that suggestion adventure? Never heard of him. 

[DinosaurusRex_x]

You don't have the connections or know who to talk to.

So you wander the streets aimlessly and ask people where to get fake IDs printed out while still dripping, clutching the shank.

Your cellphone is still on.  The police line hears everything.  OOPS.  BETTER TURN THAT OFF NOW.

You are running toward a sketchy looking discount chinese clothing store.

What is your new disguise?

[noah22223]

Leave cellphone on and run in there, threatening the cashier with the shank until he gives you a black popped collar latex suit.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

This is as close as they can get you:

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[noah22223]

Take it and run.
And then grab the nearest dog, call him Skippers, and create your own religion based off him as a diety.
Then go to KFC after washing off, while leaving the phone on this whole time.
Also, attempt to explain that it was self defense.
EDIT: Also notice giant black T-Rex that's vomiting rainbows destroying your home. Bummer.

[Gatleos]

Stop a car outside, ram your head through the window, pull the guy out of his car, beat the shit out of him, take his keys, drive to Canada.

[noah22223]

Stop a car outside, ram your head through the window, pull the guy out of his car, beat the shit out of him, take his keys, drive to Canada.

VETO!
Canada ish bad 4 murdererz. 

[DinosaurusRex_x]

You jump in front of a car, and it swirves to miss you.  It crashes into another car on the side of the street.

The person inside of the vehicle is an old man, and was badly injured, his forearm bearing an open fracture.

You beat the shit out of him anyway.

The keys are still in the ignition.  You boot the car back up..  it rumbles back to life, but its clearly damaged.  The engine hops and pops.

You begin to hear a siren coming from off in the distance as you drive up to the highway.

[noah22223]

Contemplate how much jail time we will get while grabbing the old mans Self Defense gun.
Hm. Old guy served in the Civil War.
Oh well, too many cops to kill.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

The old man's self defense gun is a musket.

It is currently unloaded.

You can't find anything else without stopping the car and looking for it.

The sirens are starting to catch up to you.

[Gatleos]

REVERSE

They'll never expect it!

[noah22223]

Pull out air-pistol you grabbed automatically and start plinking the cop cars that the idiots forgot to add windshields to.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

SCREEEETCHHHH

You even use the hand-brake to stop, before switching into REVERSE

The cop car swirves just ahead of traffic on you, expecting you to be going the other way from the intersection.

You hear a 2nd siren coming from the distance.  The cop car ahead of you starts to get suspicious.

He's about to turn around to spot you...

[noah22223]

MAD DASH

[Gatleos]

That highway bridge we're on? Turn 90 degrees and reverse straight over the edge onto the 4-lane highway below. Try to land on top of a big rig's cargo hold and ride to freedom!