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[Rumrusher]

sweet so where is this bucket?

[billybobfred]

It's being built into a well in the throne-room-to-be.

[billybobfred]

6th Limestone
Okay, I'm kinda tired of this "SIEGE" notification, and since the three centaurs that aren't dead already are just kinda standing in the spike pit, I guess I can go down there and finish them off.

7th Limestone

this was not a good idea

i'm calling in the others

8th Limestone
Guh. Not doing that again. I admit, I came out of it unscathed, but damn.

9th Limestone
Lizard guys have ambushed us out by the waterwheel! ... Wait, I thought that was inaccessible.


This is inaccessible, right?

Oh no! They got a Most Honorable One! And I had almost built his tomb, too. Also they killed two other guys but nobody I had promised to bury in the adamantine vein.

23rd Limestone
Oh yeah, we broke the ambush. I still don't get how they even got in.

1st Sandstone
I made another squad of marksdwarves. I'm thinking they can empty the arena and we can get on with not running away from it like little elven girls.

Also unknown forces have possessed a mechanic.

8th Sandstone
He's done.


Damn.

17th Sandstone
Migrants, who cares.

13th Timber
A caravan and outpost liaison have arrived.

18th Timber
Ooh, he wants to make us a barony.

25th Timber
We're being ambushed by mind flayers!

One of them breathes fire!

... He killed all his friends with it because he's an idiot!

We're being ambushed by one mind flayer!

Winter is upon you.
Well, they're about routed, but we did lose one guy.

[Rumrusher]

dang so how's that lone fire breathing mind flayer doing?

[billybobfred]

2nd Moonstone

Noooooo! Harmonious Master!

So apparently all the guys we killed a second ago were the idiots, the one mind flayer left standing is the firebreather.

3rd Moonstone
I... think we finally killed the bastard.

But four dwarves died in this battle.

2nd Obsidian
Two full months went by uneventfully. But just when I thought I could retire...


We were attacked by a balor.

And it killed me.

So. There goes that.

[billybobfred]

Since I'm dead, I can't exactly run the fort anymore.

Here's the save. The tileset raws are still in there, just in a separate folder.

[Rumrusher]

so you could name the next one after your self.
oh well hopefully the fort doesn't kill over when I pick it up.

[Slax]

Words are for nerds! Melkor's turn, again.

[melkor]

because i dont have a I after my name so i suspect i havent died yet.

prologue

The text is written in poor handwriting there are many words even sentences that seems more like gibberish,
at the edges of the  pages are strange symbols. 

Melkor’s log year 555 23th limestone
So many dead, all great leaders. Where is it going with this fort?
It started so well but now…
Something must happen, something must be done.
But this heat its driving me crazy.
But if nobody will do something then I will.

Melkor’s log 18th timber
I can’t proceed with my plan as long as these overseers still live…
But soon, yes soon my time will come.

Melkor’s log 2nd moonstone
Luck it seems is on my side..
With harmonious master dead there will be no more support for this overseer.
Thing are turning in my favor… just need a moment alone with him.

Melkor’s log  2nd obsidian
I must be the chosen one…
It must be so, everything that I desire happened.
It is of course tragic that dwarfs must die…  but there was no other choice.
Now I will take control of this fort again. I was supposed to be the ruler of this fort forever.
With that billybobfred dead there is nothing to stop me.

Melkor’s log  year 555 3rd obsidian
The coup was a success, with no leader the dwarfs gladly followed me. Lest see how this fort is doing.
We have enough food and drink supply, FOR NOW… but you can never know.
The job list however is terrible…  why would a metal crafter also have doctor skills.
And if your job is a farmer then why would expect to
farm…FARM Not MILling Or brEWing…. Oh I need to lie down… but ill be back tomorrow.
 
ill do some real job tommorow

ps: if you havent noticed yet my dorf has gone mad

[SirAaronIII]

NOOOO NOT THE FORT'S GREATEST WEAPONSMITH (aka me)
Please add some random useless guy to the 3rd squad (called the Fleshes of [something], I think). Change his profession to Most Honorable One.
Also, please dorf me as the other weaponsmith, if he/she isn't dead. If he/she is dead, then dorf me as some other smith. After that, stick me in the same squad as the Most Honorable Ones. Make sure we are all wearing adamantine stuff. And change my profession to 2nd Harmonious Master. That kinda sounded demanding...
Anyway, this should turn out to be interesting.

[Rumrusher]

wait toady fix that rename folder corrupt save issue? shoot I can spend more time messing with game saves now.
Also any reason why there a caged dwarf? Ushiri Bronzeages been caged along with the arena being used for goats.

[billybobfred]

NOOOO NOT THE FORT'S GREATEST WEAPONSMITH (aka me)
Please add some random useless guy to the 3rd squad (called the Fleshes of [something], I think). Change his profession to Most Honorable One.
Also, please dorf me as the other weaponsmith, if he/she isn't dead. If he/she is dead, then dorf me as some other smith. After that, stick me in the same squad as the Most Honorable Ones. Make sure we are all wearing adamantine stuff. And change my profession to 2nd Harmonious Master. That kinda sounded demanding...
Anyway, this should turn out to be interesting.

The Fleshes of Shielding.

aka cannon fodder.

[melkor]

Melkor’s log 4th obsidian
Aah yes my army is complete, we have 20 swordsman, 10 hammer dwarfs and 10 crossbow dwarfs.
Nobody will be able to stop me now.. I will rule this place forever.
BUT first… we need a proper training room for our military and a better archery room.
I assigned several great dwarfs as militia captains.
Slax II of ‘’the gloved sockets’’ they are our crossbow dwarfs.
Sir Aaron II of ‘’the laborious waters’’ they are our  hammer dwarfs
Rumrusher of ‘’keys of organization’’ they are our first squad of sword dwarfs
Billybobfred II of ‘’the washed sabres’’ they are our second squad of sword dwarfs
With this army the empire of INK shall be made.
My trusted inner circle of dwarfs ‘’ the heroes of INK’’
Leader of the squad and emperor of INK melkor
Second shall be the great asfghn II
The third of the squad dragoncurse
The fourth shall be sysice
All of them I trust beyond measure.

In this new empire I have reassigned every dwarf as I see fit, all will work in the empire of INK.
And it seems it is needed, our crops rot on the fields as there is nobody to collect them. Our food stockpile is full but nobody have considered expending it.
We have to few bedroom, the stockpiles are a mess and our dining hall is too small.
 There is much work in the empire of INK.

Melkor’s log 4th granite
The new food pile is done now we can move those plants at the farm so they won’t rot.
And our military has been fully equipped now digging out the new training room.

Melkor’s log 13th Slate 
MIGRANTS they must be checked for weapons they might have come to overthrow me,
We can’t have that no…nooooo.

Melkor’s log 1st felsite
One of my soldiers just killed house II today. I trust his judgment, if he thinks house must die.
THEN HE DIED’S. I am sure houseII wanted me dead he wanted power for his own and we cant have that.
As I look over at house II his actions I see now why the soldier killed him. He committed crimes and we can’t have that. We have no jails because if you commit a crime you must DIE no excuses.

Melkor’s log 15th felsite
A elves caravan has arrived now we can trade for some weapons and armor. For our military is growing by the day and we need more weapons.

Melkor’s log 22nd felsite
Some peasant has been taken by fey mood… I am ordering some guard at him so he won’t be able to do something funny.

Melkor’s log  21st hematite
More migrates most of them will be put in ‘’the hollow torches’’ squad. A ragtag group of fighters each with different weapons

Melkor’s log 15th malachite
Olon went mad today when I refused to give him green glass. He started rampaging through the fort. There is only 1 solution to this. KILL HIM. I will send my full might upon him my loyal army of 50 dwarfs will deal with this. He will make a fine example.
Sysice has claimed the kill of olon. I expect no less from my inner circle.

Melkor’s log 18 galena
A caravan has arrived let’s see what they have

Melkor’s log 2st sandstone
Nothing much is happening good we can’t have any trouble now can we.
And some migrants arrived they will be put in military 

Melkor’s log 16th timber
A dwarfen  caravan has arrived.

Melkor’s log 18th timber
We are under siege its time for the army of INK to show its might
A pitful force of demons stand at our gate. We shall take them at the bridge . and lure them in our trap

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The demons are fleeing we shall kill all off them

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We have regrouped to kill the remaining demons

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I have slightly underestimated the demon forces but we shall be victorious even if our civilian dwarfs will have to fight. WE WILL KILL THEM.

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Noo stay away you demons!!
The last words of melkor as the demons struck him down. The army has been reduced.
 the siege has not yet been lifted but the few remaining demons are fleeing.
in the end 54 dwarfs where killed. That puts the total dwarfs on 126.

no this is not a game ender we still have 126 dwarfs left and there are only 4 demos remaining thatt arent doing anything

melkor what the hell where you thinking wen you send all your man outside?
well so far i have only fought against goblins and kobolds and they where very easy to kill.
and well..... i thought that demons coudent be much worse.... i was wrong.

i am dead so il be passing the safe on to the next in line.

what named char have died?
slax
sirAaron
house
rumrhuser
billybobfred
melkor(duh)
asfghn
dragoncurse
sysice


these are dead for as far as i know
anywhy here's the safe: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=4366

[Rumrusher]

Well looks like my fame proceeds me as a dwarf named himself after me maybe to strike fear into the hearts of his foes as the glorious Rumrusher He who consumed titan brains and learn more than his share of knowledge of the world. Sadly that dwarf died long before I could reach him my self and crack his skull for not adding a 2 on the name no one goes around calling them selves Rumrusher with out acknowledging the original! At least I'll have use for him/her later. From what I heard from this dwarf over here who name I can't recall you have a Demon problem hmm yessss well I make you a deal, build me a decent room closed off with a lever on both sides of the wall so I can open and close the door personally and I'll call off the invasion on your boozed up brains and call in for men for my personal army. You get not one army trying to kill you but a band of vile creatures that will feast on the brains of your enemies and I don't have to break out and kill all of you so it's a win win right? Oh one more thing you must reroute all captured creatures over to me for retraining and I get free reign over the dead. I might want to make this "Rumrusher" of the Keys of organization a general of the Illithid Division though I would rename him Runtrubberbabybumper

weird where the next person?

[Daff]

So who's up next and what's taking so long?

I reaaaally want to see where this is going!