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Jack_Bread

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You have won!
« on: April 19, 2011, 06:23:59 am »

You plunge MacGuffin's Blade of Antagonist Destruction into the heart of Blood Gravemourner, your arch-nemesis. The Chaotic Ceremony of the Kings of Annihilation ritual failed and the world is safe. The room rumbles as the Dark Citadel of Unholy Agony collapses. You run and escape just in time. The sight of the building that symbolized oppression and evil is quite possibly the most amazing thing you've ever seen. Once the scene ends, you look among your possessions... hm...

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You are standing in the Low Level Field. You see a lot of slime creatures waiting for you to take a step.
What should you do?

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 06:37:31 am »

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2011, 07:01:11 am »

Chugg 99 Baby Healing Drinks in a row.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2011, 07:19:59 am »

Retire to a life of complacency and slowly grow older. Years down the line the people start forgetting your great deeds and wondering if what you did is enough to fawn on you forever. Slowly but surely become alienated from the very people who you saved, until at one point you accidentally kill a small child who was throwing stones at your house. Be run of out town as a angry mob that you could easily kill attacks you but you can not bring yourself to defend yourself. Slowly go mad in the mountains until you become the very embodiment of evil you fought so long ago.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2011, 07:21:47 am »

Insert the sequel, GENERIQUEST 2: RISE OF THE ELDERS.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2011, 07:35:17 am »

BECOME THE VILLIAN, BUT PRETEND TO REMAIN A HERO, FOR NOW. AND START TALKING IN ALLCAPS FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2011, 07:35:55 am »

BECOME THE VILLIAN, BUT PRETEND TO REMAIN A HERO, FOR NOW. AND START TALKING IN ALLCAPS
THIS.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2011, 08:38:58 am »

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START TALKING IN ALLCAPS
THIS.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2011, 10:54:57 am »

With such mighty artifact and items in your posession, entire world is your oyster, quite literally. And with the big bad gone, the only power that could oppose you is gone.

It is time to....


TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 10:59:31 am »

Retire to a life of complacency and slowly grow older. Years down the line the people start forgetting your great deeds and wondering if what you did is enough to fawn on you forever. Slowly but surely become alienated from the very people who you saved, until at one point you accidentally kill a small child who was throwing stones at your house. Be run of out town as a angry mob that you could easily kill attacks you but you can not bring yourself to defend yourself. Slowly go mad in the mountains until you become the very embodiment of evil you fought so long ago.
START TALKING IN ALLCAPS
THIS.
With such mighty artifact and items in your posession, entire world is your oyster, quite literally. And with the big bad gone, the only power that could oppose you is gone.

It is time to....


TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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Jack_Bread

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 02:52:31 pm »

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START TALKING IN ALLCAPS
THIS.
With such mighty artifact and items in your posession, entire world is your oyster, quite literally. And with the big bad gone, the only power that could oppose you is gone.

It is time to....


TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

These
You wonder how it's possible to retire and take over the world... Oh, you mean after you retire.
You lift your foot to begin walking and you get a "random" encounter.
ATTACK > NORMAL
The slime takes 1048 points of damage.
The slime is slain.
You gain 2 xp.

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2011, 10:07:27 pm »

Eat the dead slime to attempt to gain mystical slime-related abilities.
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mainiac

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 10:12:07 pm »

Start grinding writing in preparation for your memoirs.  You'll need to start with the alphabet.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2011, 10:13:59 pm »

Embark on epic quest to return all of your artifacts to whence they came.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2011, 10:17:46 pm »

Boot up the sequel to this game already.
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