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Re: You have won!
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2011, 10:36:40 pm »

Eat the dead slime to attempt to gain mystical slime-related abilities.
You grab at the slime to realize that you can only pick it up if it's a drop or if you're using the wrestlers special move.

Start grinding writing in preparation for your memoirs.  You'll need to start with the alphabet.
You take out a piece of paper and pen and start writing "PRACTICE SPELL" over and over.
You have gained a level in WRITING. (36)
The sheet of paper only gives you 1 and a half levels.

Embark on epic quest to return all of your artifacts to whence they came.
You place down your foot.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
ATTACK > NORMAL
The slime takes 983 damage!
The slime is slain.
You gain 3 xp.
You gain 10 currency.
You gain 1 Baby Healing Drink.

Boot up the sequel to this game already.
It is still being made. There is only a cinematic trailer out now. :(

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2011, 10:39:10 pm »

*Sigh* I guess we can't just cast Provoke to make them all attack us at once and then nuke them with a summon or a limit break or something?

If we can, do that.

If not...RUNNING DASH TO THE TOWN WHILE MURDERING THINGS TO FIND A DAMN MAX REPEL.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2011, 10:46:25 pm »

Do all those side quests you forgot to do.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2011, 10:48:24 pm »

Bonus Boss?
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2011, 10:57:50 pm »

There are more than one!

Such as that One Winged Angel, or that Guest Star Party Member that turns out to be evil.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2011, 05:05:34 am »

*Sigh* I guess we can't just cast Provoke to make them all attack us at once and then nuke them with a summon or a limit break or something?
Nope. The battles are turn-based, just like old Final Fantasies. Though, the evil game devs allow you to see nearby monsters.

If not...RUNNING DASH TO THE TOWN WHILE MURDERING THINGS TO FIND A DAMN MAX REPEL.
You charge, taking on all of the slimes one at a time.
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You haven't even gone through half of them and you're tired. What the hell??
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F-finally at town. *sigh*
You came out with 1 less health, 56 Baby Healing Drinks, 14 Small Healing Potions, 12,492 currency, and 17,000 xp.
The shops don't appear to have Repels... you remember the archer having an ability called "Lure" that made you get less encounters, but they couldn't fight with you. Unfortunately, the 3 other party members that are your level were lost in the Citadel due to plot issues. Hrm...

Do all those side quests you forgot to do.
You look among the town and see that every villager has a stunningly rendered golder "!" balloon above their heads.
The ones that seem to give the best stuff appear to be "I need Bear Asses for some reason" and  "Give this thing to the guy nearby." You don't have GameFaks up at the moment, so you don't know if any other quests branch off to other things.

Bonus Boss?
There's the level 256 dungeon in the Alternate Realm. You are, unfortunately, level 255. Also, as mentioned above, you don't have any of the "your level" party members. You could grab the other party members and grind with them. You haven't trained any of them since you got them...

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2011, 05:07:05 am »

Get the bard, the magic knight, and the little girl. Level them up.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2011, 08:47:20 am »

Get the bard, the magic knight, and the little girl. Level them up.

and check your inventory
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2011, 03:28:27 pm »

Get the bard, the magic knight, and the little girl. Level them up.

and check your inventory

Hm... now where did you leave the bard? Oh, the sewer resting area.
The magic knight? I think he's in the desert town...
Why the little girl?! She's the shittiest character around! When she's not dying, she's being useless with her 0 damage attack!
*sigh* Fine... she's at the beginning town.
You do a quick inventory check.
Spoiler: You have (click to show/hide)
If you're wondering where everything else is, you gave it to the barbarian because you felt like you didn't need it. He's at the final town, by the Citadel road, by the way.

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2011, 08:35:05 pm »

First, mix together random potions until something cool happens, if possible.
Then, head to beggining town to get little girl, unless that is the town you are already in, and find her.
Also, equip wooden sword of beggining.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2011, 09:15:27 pm »

Also, find a green mage and get them to debuff you as much as possible. Fighting people is too easy at this point.
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2011, 02:07:22 am »

First, mix together random potions until something cool happens, if possible.
Then, head to beggining town to get little girl, unless that is the town you are already in, and find her.
Also, equip wooden sword of beggining.
You can't mix together your healing consumables.
You find a cart and take it to the starting town. You look around, but can't find her. Hm... did you really leave her here?
You equip the wooden sword of beginning. Nothing special.
Also, find a green mage and get them to debuff you as much as possible. Fighting people is too easy at this point.
Unfortunately, it's the Opera Mauve mages that have debuffs. Green mages focus and paper-based magic.

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Re: You have won!
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2011, 06:36:13 am »

How many people can we have in the party anyway?
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2011, 06:52:23 am »

Buy better armor

Plot armor is only useful during the plot, silly! And if the plot is over we're basically defenseless!
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Re: You have won!
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2011, 07:27:42 am »

How many people can we have in the party anyway?
A maximum of 47 people in a party. Obviously, fighting with that many people is really tedious, so I stick with 4. (There's no auto-attack, by the way.)

Buy better armor

Plot armor is only useful during the plot, silly! And if the plot is over we're basically defenseless!
Why buy when you can go the barbarian and grab your old stuff. But, eh, what else are you going to do with 2,147,483,647 currency. You buy an Advance Very Strong Material Armor. It's not as good as the Plot Armor, but as your logic dictates there is no plot to protect you from.
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