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[Ahrimahn]

What was the most evil thing that you have done in Dwarf Fortress? My personal favorite is when i flooded a useless peasants with magma and water mined out the rock and made it into a chair and gave it to his wife so that she would stop complaining about her melted soap maker.

[tolkafox]

Goblin arena, only the goblins were armed and the dwarves weren't. Funny story about a one handed farmer that survived the arena, he was an idol to us all.

[Damien White]

What was the most evil thing that you have done in Dwarf Fortress? My personal favorite is when i flooded a useless peasants with magma and water mined out the rock and made it into a chair and gave it to his wife so that she would stop complaining about her melted soap maker.

Did the wife recognize the chair as her husband? O.o

[Alastar]

Not evil at all. I try to ensure that invaders, troublesome nobles and other pests are disposed of efficiently and humanely (and dwarvenly. Engineering lends dignity to what would otherwise be crude slaughter).

[Mister Always]

What was the most evil thing that you have done in Dwarf Fortress? My personal favorite is when i flooded a useless peasants with magma and water mined out the rock and made it into a chair and gave it to his wife so that she would stop complaining about her melted soap maker.

Did the wife recognize the chair as her husband? O.o

On the throne is an image of a dwarf in obsidian. The dwarf is screaming.

Anyway, I once had a habit of rounding up useless migrants and locking them into "oubliettes". They'd starve slowly, or die of thirst. Then they'd be put into coffins in the mountainside.

I stopped that, though, when I noticed a child was throwing a tantrum and I saw I'd killed both his mother and father (and had crushed his puppy under a drawbridge, which I still do), leaving him alone in a fort where he knew nobody.

Felt bad, man ;(

[Jimlad11]

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[Dutchling]

4 words: puppy shower dining room

[Lord Snow]

i believe it was my migrant gate at the beginning of 31 versions.

Annoyed by the flood of dwarves i set up my very first burrow ever... under a drawbridge. and send every single migrant without immediate use into it.

The bridge claimed hundreds.

[Roboboy33]

Made a meeting area in a ice-mined river. river un-froze. kapow. dead city.

[Shook]

I'm not much of an evil overlord. Worst thing i've done (other than dropping a bear on a berserk dorf, but he was berserking) is probably to crush a horde of pets under a drawbridge, because they were shitting out kittens and such all the time. The dorfs were otherwise too happy to care.

[Evil One]

I've recently designed a drowning chamber that works a little differently to a normal one, instead of drowning the victims by locking them in a room and filling it with water; It instead flushes them out of the room down a series of tunnels into the main water flow for my fortress and then drops them into a much larger chamber where they eventually drown.

The funny thing is that they often get washed through the waterfalls in my dining hall, so dorfs can be sitting down to a meal while watching they family, friends, pets or nobles flowing down in a rush of water.

[Dave1004]

I traded with the elves.

I am an evil, evil person...

[Hyndis]

I try to ensure all of my dwarves are happy and safe. All dwarven deaths are to be avoided if at all possible. Ever dwarf who dies receives a tomb with a masterwork iron coffin.

[Patchy]

What was the most evil thing that you have done in Dwarf Fortress? My personal favorite is when i flooded a useless peasants with magma and water mined out the rock and made it into a chair and gave it to his wife so that she would stop complaining about her melted soap maker.

Did the wife recognize the chair as her husband? O.o

Urist McWife: Oh My Armok! What have they done to you Urist!
Urist McChair: ....
Urist McWife: Oh! But, you are so masterfully crafted now. Much more useful now.
Urist McChair: ....
Urist McWife: Oh well, back to work. Hi-Ho Hi-Ho Off to work I go

Urist McWife has been ecstatic lately. She has a lost a husband to tragedy lately. She admired a masterful obsidian throne lately.

Urist McChair: .... T_T

Anyways I try to keep the drunk little morons relatively safe and happy, as well as do my best to bury them properly when misfortune does strike. And it always does eventually, sometimes sooner rather than later.

[elpizo]

i just put everyone in the military and make them charges when gobs are around, it normally turns bad for the fortress