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[Draignean]

You can't remember much of how you came to be or the time before your sudden consciousness, all you know is what you are and where you are. You are in a lunchbox, you are a lunch, for one reason or another you have suddenly become conscious.

You consist of a bologna sandwich with cheese and mustard, a diet coke, and bag of chips.

You are beginning to panic as you realize your purpose.

[FuzzyZergling]

Attempt movement.

[Hubris Incalculable]

smell disgusting

[Draignean]

Try as you might you are unable to smell disgusting, you were made with love and care. You're going to be delicious to a person who likes this kind of meal.

The sandwich can move about slightly by inching along, the chips can move more actively but are very noisy and the can of soda cannot move due to its metallic exterior. The sandwich and the bag of chips move about slightly inside the confines of the lunchbox.

You begin to hear rushing noise from outside.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Acquire mold spores

[mainiac]

Hate Arthur Dent.

[FuzzyZergling]

Roll soda around in lunchbox to build up pressure.

[mission0]

Have the sandwich eat the chips

[Draignean]

You have already acquired several mold spores and numerous bacteria, it will take time for them to grow however.

You develop on irrational burning hatred for a 5 foot 8 inch tall ape descendant.

The sandwich attempts to eat the chips but cannot penetrate the bag, you get mustard on the bag of chips.

There isn't a lot of room in the lunchbox and you have trouble knocking the soda over to roll it, instead you tell him about the predicament, and about rising gas prices, and about global turmoil, and how he's going to be drunk soon and lose all trace of individuality.

He looks pretty shaken up about it.

The soda has gained the ability 'splode when opened it will attempt to attack the user immediately.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Roll the sodacan over the bag of chips in an attempt to crush the chips and pop the bag open.

[mission0]

Roll the sodacan over the bag of chips in an attempt to crush the chips and pop the bag open.

I'm going with this.

[Draignean]

With a titanic effort the sandwich flollops onto the can of coke, pushing it onto the chips with all its might.

The chips scream in agony as their skin is rent open and their BBQ-ranch flavored innards spill out into the lunchbox around them. The soda can meanwhile is horrified at what you've made it do and it sobs, condensation rolling off if it in great waves.


The pressure in the soda can has increased, the bag of chips is open and is in agony.

[Powder Miner]

Meeerge... INTO SODA ROCKET! WITH CHIP LAZORS AND A SANDWICH FUSELAGE!

[Furtuka]

Mutilate the chips as much as you can to make the soda even more distressed

[Taricus]

Assimilate the chips.