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FearfulJesuit

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Very Depressed Thread
« on: April 18, 2011, 07:18:00 pm »
I feel like a Waste Land-quoting male reincarnation of Anna Karenina.

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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 07:18:49 pm »
If I say something horrible right now I might beat the record for fastest locked thread by a non-OP.

The sad thread is dead. Let it lie for a while.
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 07:42:11 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on April 18, 2011, 07:18:49 pm
If I say something horrible right now I might beat the record for fastest locked thread by a non-OP.

The sad thread is dead. Let it lie for a while.

Free Form Schooler is way better at navigating thread rules than I am, I'll never be able to do what he does.
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 07:43:36 pm »
Thread rules?  ???
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 07:49:00 pm »
I constantly wonder if life is worth it.  My only consolation is my ability to kill myself any time I want, which gives me a way out.  It makes me feel like I am not trapped in this pointless existence.
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 07:51:43 pm »
I'm wearing purple and black today.

Do you guys think I should work on some eyeliner?  I don't know if the rampant, fragmentary agony of my soul shows enough yet on the surface.  Help me out.  Or don't help me out, because being more depressed will totes inflame my fashion sense.
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 07:52:49 pm »
Quote from: Vector on April 18, 2011, 07:51:43 pm
I'm wearing purple and black today.

Do you guys think I should work on some eyeliner?  I don't know if the rampant, fragmentary agony of my soul shows enough yet on the surface.  Help me out.  Or don't help me out, because being more depressed will totes inflame my fashion sense.
I see, black cargo pants! And chains! Chains to show how your soul is being bound and held down by your parents and the system, who are actually the same thing.
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 07:54:08 pm »
Fuck off bro you'll never understand my pain

But those chains are a good idea.  My parents are systematic like a meat packing plant.  Got any other ideas :D
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 08:00:23 pm »
Attach Meathooks to your fists and show the world your pain.

Using meathook fists
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2011, 08:01:22 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on April 18, 2011, 08:00:23 pm
Attach Meathooks to your fists and show the world your pain.

Using meathook fists

Okay, I guess that idea doesn't totally suck.  Where do I buy meathooks.

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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2011, 08:02:22 pm »
So... this is just gonna be another joke thread, then?  Okay.

How about I just drop this link here and let anybody with some critical reading skills and the patience to read eight pages of financial reporting cry themselves to sleep tonight.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2011, 08:03:17 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on April 18, 2011, 08:02:22 pm
So... this is just gonna be another joke thread, then?  Okay.

How about I just drop this link here and let anybody with some critical reading skills and the patience to read eight pages of financial reporting cry themselves to sleep tonight.

You can't honestly think of anything better to do with it, can you?

*siiiiiiiiiigh*
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2011, 08:05:08 pm »
Well, I've already got two horribad depressing news-threads on the front page of this board.  Do you really want a third one?

I'm the Bay12 Depressing Politics Aggregator.  Fuck your RSS feeds, just point your browsers to Aqizzar.
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2011, 08:05:48 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on April 18, 2011, 08:02:22 pm
So... this is just gonna be another joke thread, then?  Okay.

How about I just drop this link here and let anybody with some critical reading skills and the patience to read eight pages of financial reporting cry themselves to sleep tonight.

Man, I opened the link, looked at the pig picture, closed the link.
I don't even wanna know.

As for what makes me depressed,
I have never considered myself depressed at any point in my short life, but I have come to the conclusion that I should be doing more than sitting here writing these little blips and watching youtube videos of a pig in boots.  :-\
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Re: Very Depressed Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2011, 08:11:35 pm »
Quote from: Vector on April 18, 2011, 08:01:22 pm
Okay, I guess that idea doesn't totally suck.  Where do I buy meathooks.

?

That is a question you must ask yourself.
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