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Rhenaya

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what a DF commerical could sound like
« on: April 18, 2011, 04:05:20 pm »

hello gamers, look at your game, now look at your game, now back to df, now back to your game, now back to df. sadly, your game isnt df, but if it used to be awesome with dragons and fortress and switchted to dwarfs, it could be like df. look down, back up, where are you? you are in a cavern with the game your game could be like. whats in your hand, back at df. we have it, its a carp with huge teeth gutting your dwarf. look again, your dwarf is now dead. anything is possible when your game smells like miasma and not an elf. i am on an elephant.
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 04:09:01 pm »

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 04:19:43 pm »

now a slightly different version from PsycH0515 (soundfile)

<PsycH0515> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/580858/df.wma
<PsycH0515> there, recorded it
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 04:27:34 pm »

There, now that this is all fixed up. Need wording change a little and recording into a better filetype, but I will do that after I finish building this minecrack server
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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 05:11:36 pm »

Hey, good commerical but there is already a thread for these sort of things.

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 08:00:47 pm »

DF, the game your game could be like.
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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 08:11:34 pm »

How about 30 seconds of screaming with a screen colored crimson and dark green? That seems to fit a bit better.
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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 08:40:02 pm »

How about 30 seconds of screaming with a screen colored crimson and dark green? That seems to fit a bit better.

because it isnt :p
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 11:57:05 pm »

Your dwarf is now diamonds!
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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 06:38:19 am »

Your dwarf is now diamonds!

Diamonds form when carbon is compressed...

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 07:18:38 am »

hello gamers, look at your game, now look at your game, now back to df, now back to your game, now back to df. sadly, your game isnt df, but if it used to be awesome with dragons and fortress and switchted to dwarfs, it could be like df. look down, back up, where are you? you are in a cavern with the game your game could be like. whats in your hand, back at df. we have it, its a carp with huge teeth gutting your dwarf. look again, your dwarf is now dead. anything is possible when your game smells like miasma and not an elf. i am on an elephant.

Let me guess: Old Spice?
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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2011, 07:21:41 am »

*Dwarf barrels on screen, warhammer held high in two hands as he smashes into a giant 'CENSOR' box with a few tentacles poking out of it.*

*He looks into the camera, purple blood splatters all over and points to the audience.*

"DWARF FORTRESS!"

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Re: what a DF commerical could sound like
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 12:11:16 pm »

hello gamers, look at your game, now look at your game, now back to df, now back to your game, now back to df. sadly, your game isnt df, but if it used to be awesome with dragons and fortress and switchted to dwarfs, it could be like df. look down, back up, where are you? you are in a cavern with the game your game could be like. whats in your hand, back at df. we have it, its a carp with huge teeth gutting your dwarf. look again, your dwarf is now dead. anything is possible when your game smells like miasma and not an elf. i am on an elephant.

Let me guess: Old Spice?

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