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Jusman

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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2011, 12:27:10 pm »
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2011, 01:02:50 pm »
Psychology: "Wanna see if Freud was right?"
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Neonivek

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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2011, 01:04:40 pm »
I hope you guys know... that the "Pick up lines" are actually two parters.

You keep forgetting the response unless you want "I'd like to feel something swell" as the response to all of these.
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2011, 01:15:02 pm »
Quote from: Elodie Hiras on April 20, 2011, 01:02:50 pm
Psychology: "Wanna see if Freud was right?"

Alternative: "Wanna feel Jung again, baby?"
Failure: "A-Freud I'll have to decline."
(Can't think of a success response)
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Neonivek

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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2011, 01:20:15 pm »
It really is the response that makes the pickup lines work a lot of the time.
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2011, 09:31:33 pm »
Quote from: Ringmaster on April 20, 2011, 01:15:02 pm
Quote from: Elodie Hiras on April 20, 2011, 01:02:50 pm
Psychology: "Wanna see if Freud was right?"

Alternative: "Wanna feel Jung again, baby?"
Failure: "A-Freud I'll have to decline."
(Can't think of a success response)

"My name's not Carl, but I can make you feel Jung again."
"You're not a-Freud of a wild cougar like me?"
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Neonivek

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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2011, 02:00:45 am »
Quote from: Jonathan S. Fox on April 20, 2011, 09:31:33 pm
Quote from: Ringmaster on April 20, 2011, 01:15:02 pm
Quote from: Elodie Hiras on April 20, 2011, 01:02:50 pm
Psychology: "Wanna see if Freud was right?"

Alternative: "Wanna feel Jung again, baby?"
Failure: "A-Freud I'll have to decline."
(Can't think of a success response)

"My name's not Carl, but I can make you feel Jung again."
"You're not a-Freud of a wild cougar like me?"

I don't know... those pick up lines are starting to enter "Horrible but cool"

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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2011, 01:56:29 pm »
Heavy weapons: "How about I go back to your house and blow you away?"

(Can't think of a response)
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2011, 07:55:50 pm »
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2011, 02:17:39 am »
How about an easter egg reference to a great tv show?
High Legal skill: "Excuse me, I don't say this very often, but you are the most beautiful creature I've ever seen, and I'd really like a Pegasus."
Response: "Oooh, tell me more and we'll make a fantasy together."
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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2011, 07:51:56 pm »
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2011, 07:58:23 pm »
As a completely random one:

"Hey baby, how do you feel about you, me and some Plump Helmet Wine?"
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2011, 08:30:35 pm »
One for the potential Zombie Survival Squad:
"Wanna go bump in the night?"
Potential response:
"Let's get spooky!"

Also, response for Heavy Weapons:
"Let's lock, load, and pull the trigger!"
Not quite cringe-worthy, but close
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2011, 08:36:47 pm »
Stealth:
"I bet you couldn't notice me taking those pants off."

Failure (If a female): "I bet I couldn't feel you going in, either."
Failure (If a male): "I did notice that my snake isn't solid anymore."
Failure #3: "Great, go hide in that closet while you're at it."
Success #1: "As long as you don't hide from me in bed."
Success #2: "I bet you would raise my body's alarm, though."
Success (Conservative): "But I want to catch you doing it. *wink*"

That likely sucked.
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2011, 08:44:05 pm »
Those were rather intelligent!


I think I have one for science. "Can I go atom your bomb?"

Writing that made me cringe.
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