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Elodie Hiras

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Special pickup lines
« on: April 18, 2011, 11:10:04 am »
Hello!

My idea was to add special pickup lines that can be used if you have sufficiently high skills. Benefit would be purely cosmetic (as in, even worse than the usual pickup lines).

Exemples:

Science: Do you wish to check my large hard on collider?
Business: I have a really special liquid asset. Want some?
Teaching: Care to join my sexual education class?
Martial arts: I learned a new kata: the snake's spit. Wanna see it?
Rifle: This is my rifle, This is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.

What do you think about the idea?
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Angel Of Death

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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 11:15:10 am »
I like it!

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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 11:18:26 am »
Maybe they would work on people who have the skills in question?
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 11:29:30 am »
Just cosmetic is nice enough.
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 11:31:31 am »
Maybe sword could have "I have a sword in my pocket. Wanna feel it?" or "Yeah, I have a sword in my pocket. And, I'm happy to see you"
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 01:30:04 pm »
How about writing different issue discussion lines for different skills as well? It would take time and probably more than one person, but would be fun.

Imagine how awesome the game would be if you'd be thinking of new combinations of the liberal, the recruit, the issue, skills and whatever other factors just to see what lines they get:D
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 09:49:35 pm »
First Aid: I got bitten by a snake. Can you suck out the poison?
Writing: Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Knife: You've got a nice target. Can I take a stab at it?
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Jacob/Lee

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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 10:16:42 pm »
These pickup lines are painfully cheesy.
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 10:26:13 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on April 18, 2011, 10:16:42 pm
These pickup lines are painfully cheesy.

Hence, they rock!

For reference, see...your avatar.
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2011, 10:28:14 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on April 18, 2011, 10:16:42 pm
These pickup lines are painfully cheesy.
I enjoy cheese...
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 07:16:19 am »
"Sometimes... I dream about cheese."

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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2011, 01:27:19 am »
If there is a rifle in your hammerspace while guns are still legal:

"I'm not sure if I'm happy to see you or if it's just my gun."
good reply:
"How about you come over later and we'll find out."
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2011, 02:16:59 am »
"There's a gun in my pocket, and it's happy to see you."
"If you come over later, I'll help you unload it."
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2011, 09:33:30 am »
Jonathan, have you thought of doing gender specific pickup lines?  Because there are a few lines or responses that don't make sense delivered by a man or by a woman.

Music: Hey, I'm in a band.
Response: I want your body!

Religion: How about you and me get started on a holy trinity?
Response: I'll yell Jesus's name!

Security: Excuse me, but have you seen the key to my heart?
Response: I dunno, have you seen the key to my pants?

Stealth: Be Werry Werry Quiet, I'm hunting hotties
Response: Heh, what's up doc?

Tailoring: Nice clothes, mind taking them off so I can get a better look?

Art: Hey, you look like you could be a nude model
Response: Hey, you look like you could be a nude artist

Seduction: You Me Sex Now
Response: Eh... sure.

Street Sense: Damn, look out here comes trouble
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Re: Special pickup lines
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 10:19:18 am »
Charisma: "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants"
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