Sorry for the missed turn
At least now RTTT and RTPJ turns will be in sync
Time booze to adrian!
You take a swig of your time vodka and travel to the past! (5) You land knee-deep in the mud next to him. There is a dude in armor coming towards the bank, riding on horseback. You are still missing your frakkin' arm. You are also an idiot.
Give me your treasures Vendie. I want them. I yearn for them.
(5+1(if this doesn't count as dangerous and ridiculous, I don't know what does.)) You stick 100¥ into the slot of the vending machine. Out comes a small packet of what look like potato chips. If potato chips were made of lime jello. And had tiny fruits suspended in them. You eat some. They taste like minty bananas. And mutagenic gas. Time for mutations! (Size:4) It's a fairly large mutation. (Benefit:2+1(magical jello chips)) And there's a trade-off for good and bad. (BP:3) It affects your legs. Your legs grow longer, but they're kind of weak. +1 to dodge, but since that mass came from the rest of your body, +1 to damage from frailty. You're out of chips. That Alchemist guy says "It'll be another five minutes or so before the other member comes. Keep playing with the machine."
Look around for either A) King Arthur or B) Excalibur. Then convince whoever has it that I can carry on the legacy and keep Excalibur safe.
Hey! There's Arthur right there! He looks like he's giving the sword back to the Lady. (5) You see him give the sword to the Lady of the Lake, and jump in to the water to convince the soggy wench to give you the sword. (6) You get close to her and see that she's wearing a wetsuit and SCUBA gear. And a time machine built into her head. You grab on to her arm as she activates it and go zipping through time. (5) You land soaking wet in a room in some kind of lab. The walls have all kinds of stuff written on them, including "SCP" and "SITE-19". She says, in a slightly mechanical voice, "
Who the hell are you? Are you one of those temporal tourists? You're not supposed to be here. Goddamnit, I have places to be. Follow me. It won't matter. you'll just get administered amnesiacs anyway."
Modify my car with my sweet fire powers.
Hey, these have gotta be useful for something! (5) And they are! Your car now menaces with spikes of obsidian. And has obsidian flamethrowers mounted on the hood. Cool.
Right, sorry.
Dance to the thriller in the middle of the con
Time to dance! (4) You start doing the thriller, and a crowd starts to join! (4) You all do the thriller so well that a few real zombies join in. They fall down when you stop moving though... You think that if you had some corpses you could create some zombies with the power of DANCE!
Search the storeroom for legendary swords
It's time to hunt for magic swords in the random subterranean storeroom! (1) You find a sword. When you pick it up, it glows with evil energy. You feel a voice in your mind... "
I am the Dark Cutlass of Evilslash the Warped! You are my property now!" You need to fight off the evil pirate ghost every turn. Whoops. (2 vs 1) You barely manage to fight off the ghost's influence. You can't drop the sword.
Status:
Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A Time Traveling Car!Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 70 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities:
College Boy,
Procrastinator,
Avatar of VatunagHealth: Fine
Location: In the flaming ruins of a Roman temple
Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel:
Magic time vodka!Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:
Good Guy,
Womanizer,
Avatar of ArmokInventory: =Magic Time Vodka= Bottle (3 charges),
+Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard,
=Rob=,
=Bigass Gun=Health: No left arm. Slightly drunk: -1 to all rolls.
Loctaion: Lake in Arthurian England
Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel:
Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills:
Rich Kid,
Naive TouristInventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch,
Retinal Camera, Nice Suit,
mini-GlaDOSHealth: Fine
Location: Puddle of mud in Arthurian England
Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel :
A Time Bansho FanProffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills:
Thrill-seeker,
Easily Bored,
FALCON PUNCH,
Skinny LegsInventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, Lab Coat,
FALCON FISTS,
Falcon Helmet,
Football Pads,
Rocket Boots, Level 4 SCP ID, 900 ¥
Health: Fine
Location: SPC break room
Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel:
Enchanted ring. Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief
)
Skills:
Cat Burglar,
CriminalInventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 50 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, 1 shitload of cash (stolen), Dark Cutlass of Evilslash the Warped
Health: Fine
Location: Storeroom
Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A staff which opens time.Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills:
Boozetafarian,
Dulled Reflexes,
Well-Educated,
Hideously Mutated,
ThrillerInventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 80 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left),
Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and gloves, Ol' Janx Spirit
Health: Fine
Location: TimeCon
An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities:
Utility FieldHealth: Fine
An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities:
Master ControlHealth:
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