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[Taricus]

Or I COULD steal borrow Adrian/Talarion's credit card...

[ggamer]

Dance over to the liqour store.

[Bdthemag]

Go talk to one of the villagers, good thing I learned alot of different languages in Time College.
No wait, I have an even better idea!

Convince the villagers that I am a demigod sent by the gods to protect them.

[Talarion]

Get new batteries and travel forward in time to find Gram.

... OH GOD DAMN YOU CHOOBAKKA! I just read about you sending Riccto to find Gram. MY GRAM! MINE! If I fail, I WILL JUST FIND EXCALIBUR! And then slaughter people to get Gram. Or Trade it, whichever works.

[ggamer]

BUMP OF POWER

[choobakka]

Get new batteries and travel forward in time to find Gram.

... OH GOD DAMN YOU CHOOBAKKA! I just read about you sending Riccto to find Gram. MY GRAM! MINE! If I fail, I WILL JUST FIND EXCALIBUR! And then slaughter people to get Gram. Or Trade it, whichever works.

To the BAT-tery store! (5) You buy some batteries for your watch. Now, to Sigurd, and VICTORY! (1) ...Or not. You appear to be standing knee-deep in a swamp. In the... Right time period at least. You see a pig. The pig grunts. There also appears to be a small farmhouse nearby.

Go talk to one of the villagers, good thing I learned alot of different languages in Time College.
No wait, I have an even better idea!

Convince the villagers that I am a demigod sent by the gods to protect them.

(3+1) You don't manage to convince them that you are a demigod, but they do believe that you are a great hero. Cool. (6) They take you to a temple dedicated to Vulcan. You are led to an altar, where a voice says, "Hello, young man. I have heard that someone you may have known at some time has been given powers by a rival of mine for domination over the Dwarves. I will show you the true power of my element, and you will be reborn in its furnace. Bow before !!Vatunag!!, God of !!FIRE!!" You hear a rumbling in the distance... Hey, wasn't Herculaneum near Pompeii? Oh. Crap.

Dance over to the liqour store.

(4) WOOO! Booze! Let's try to find some expensive stuff in here... (6) Oh. My. God. It's a bottle of Old Janx Spirit. This stuff is the best booze ever. And it's on sale for only 50 TCUs! You must buy it.

Oh I did. Sorry about that. New Action Ask about this Gran Sword or whosamawhatsit

Claudia says, "Gram is the sword of the mythical hero Sigurd. He slayed a dragon or something. It can supposedly cut through any material." She finishes explaining as a man rushes in. He has four arms, and is wearing a plague doctor's mask and thick leather robes. "Ah, excellent. You've met each other. I am The Alchemist. I will be one of the members of your team, but purely in a support status."

ATTACK! And curse Ric through the fourth wall.

CHARGE! (3+1+1) (dodge:6) Apparently store clerks here are ninjas. That is amazing. (1) Oh god he's shooting again. (5) (dodge:5) You move out of the way of the LAZOR.

(AI:6) Go into the trap door like a boss.

(5) Hey, a secret tunnel! That leads to a very nice storeroom full of stuff!

Status:

Spoiler: bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel: A Time Traveling Car!
Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 70 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities: College Boy, Procrastinator
Health: Fine
Location: Near an active volcano in ancient Rome

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer, Avatar of Armok
Inventory: =Magic Time Vodka= Bottle (4 charges), +Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard, =Rob=
Health: No left arm. Surprisingly, no other penalties.
Loctaion: Outside weapon shop

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: Puddle of mud in ancient europe

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, Lab Coat, FALCON FISTS, Falcon Helmet, Football Pads, Rocket Boots, Level 4 SCP ID
Health: Fine
Location: SPC break room

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 50 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, 1 shitload of cash (stolen)
Health: Fine
Location: Storeroom

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 130 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and gloves
Health: Fine
Location: TimeCon Booze Store

ALLY STATUSES

Spoiler: Mini-GlaDOS (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Rob (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Master Control
Health: Blown Circuits

[Riccto]

Epic Cameo.

[Talarion]

"This is embarrasing." Time travel back to the time-con, then to CAMELOT! Gram doesn't seem to be going for me, let's try for it's descendant, EXCALIBUR!

[Bdthemag]

Bow before the Fire God and become his champion!

[Taricus]

Attack!

[Riccto]

"Hi Creepy duuuuude. So. Lets go back and grab this Jank." Go back and grab that Jank

[ggamer]

OH

MAH

GAWD

BUY IT!

[Tyberix]

Search the storeroom for anti-cop equipment that was fortuitously hidden there by provident owners.

Or just hide among the rubbish

[choobakka]

Search the storeroom for anti-cop equipment that was fortuitously hidden there by provident owners.

Or just hide among the rubbish

Time to loot! (3) You find nothing that could be useful against the cops... (2) And you hear them coming down the stairs! Hide! (4) You hide in between a shelf and the wall. You can see out, but nobody will be able to see in. (6) The cops give up searching after a few minutes and leave.

OH

MAH

GAWD

BUY IT!

You grab the bottle and buy it immediately! (5) You are able to resist the siren song of the booze, and leave the store with your Warriors.

"Hi Creepy duuuuude. So. Lets go back and grab this Jank." Go back and grab that Jank

"Dammit, kid, we still need to wait for the last member of the team. Here, have some yen and go play with the vending machine." "Yeah, until he gets here, there's only one of us who can travel through time, so we need to wait." Goddamnit. At least you can play with the magic vending machine now.

Attack!

It's clobberin' time! (5+1+1) (dodge:3) Yeah! Direct hit to the (BP:2) chest! (damage:3+1+1) He goes down hard! Ha! Victory! You take his =Bigass Gun=. (6) It sounds like the cops ran past, too, so you now have a weapon store all to yourself. AAAAGH your arm. A new tattoo appears. This is a masterful tattoo of Taric and the weapon store cashier Generic McBigGun. Taric is striking down Generic McBigGun. This relates to the killing of Generic McBigGun by Taric in the year *ERROR NEGATIVE DATE VALUE*

Bow before the Fire God and become his champion!

(6) You bow like you've never bowed before, as a river of lava pours through the temple and into your soul. You are now the incarnation of the Dwarven god of fire, !!Vatunag!!. You have badass fire powers.

"This is embarrasing." Time travel back to the time-con, then to CAMELOT! Gram doesn't seem to be going for me, let's try for it's descendant, EXCALIBUR!

(4) To Camelot! You land in a puddle of mud. This one appears to be on the edge of a lake. You see a female arm poking through the water.


Status:

Spoiler: !!bdthemag!! (click to show/hide)

Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel: A Time Traveling Car!
Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 70 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities: College Boy, Procrastinator, Avatar of Vatunag
Health: Fine
Location: In the flaming ruins of a Roman temple

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer, Avatar of Armok
Inventory: =Magic Time Vodka= Bottle (4 charges), +Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard, =Rob=, =Bigass Gun=
Health: No left arm. Surprisingly, no other penalties.
Loctaion: Outside weapon shop

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: Puddle of mud in ancient europe

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, Lab Coat, FALCON FISTS, Falcon Helmet, Football Pads, Rocket Boots, Level 4 SCP ID, 1000 ¥
Health: Fine
Location: SPC break room

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 50 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, 1 shitload of cash (stolen)
Health: Fine
Location: Storeroom

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 80 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and gloves, Ol' Janx Spirit
Health: Fine
Location: TimeCon

ALLY STATUSES

Spoiler: Mini-GlaDOS (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Rob (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Master Control
Health: Blown Circuits

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[Taricus]

Time booze to adrian!