Bribe the cops ! 
(1-1) Well then. That just made them angry. And they took out their real guns. (6) They are suddenly distracted by a large pigeon appearing out of nowhere. Flee! (2) Or not. You trip and land on your bag of cash. And they saw you try to run. (3-1) And decided to open fire. (3) (dodge:5) Ninja skills! You sure... dodged a bullet there.
EEEEEEEYAAAAAAAH! (4) You hide behind the bank! (5) Ooooh, a trap door!
"Oh, screw this." Go back in time, retrieve the Dragon Slayer, Gram! (Legendary Norse sword, used by Siegfried to kill a dragon... I think.)
To the
pastfuture!! And completely random quests! (2) Or not. Why do the batteries always run out at a time like this?
Now go travel forward to the past in my car, set time period to random.
Wooo! Randomization! (1) You appear to be in a small town. There are lots of people wearing togas. There's a sign next to you saying "HERCVLANEVM". Damn Romans with their hatred of the letter "U". Ah well. Might as well look around.
Dance over to the time-bank and sell the damned unobtanium already
You go to the time bank and try to sell your unobtanium. (3) Your
stolen unobtanium. However, you did go to the CrookBank, so you do manage to sell it. But for only 30 TCUs for the lot.
Go steal those weapons I was trying to beforehand.
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky... (2) OH GOD THEY'RE SHOOTING! (6) (dodge:1) Oh god your (BP:5) left arm! (damage:6) OH GOD IT CAME OFF! (4) You are now missing your left arm. Luckily, the lazors cauterized the wound. You might want to fight back now that you get a +2. Since they technically attacked first.
"ULTRA-RAD What do I do first?"
(5) "You need to go and capture the SPC we willen haven referred to as "Gram". It's the legendary sword of Sigurd. First, you need to meet the team." He leads you into a room with a bed that looks like something was laying on it a little while ago. There are some clothes on it. "This is
347, aka Claudia. Claudia, say hello to the new kid. He's the owner of 1726." The clothes move, and you see some impressions of handprints in the bed.
"Hey. I'm Claudia. As you might have guessed, I am invisible. Yes, at some points in the mission I will be naked. This is necessary for invisibility. Comments are not appreciated. " The clothes get up, and the shit's arm extends. There does indeed appear to be a woman inside. You shake her hand. Weird... Bright says, "The rest of the team is... Indisposed at the moment. You can go wait in the break room." You and Claudia find your way to the 67-Kappa break room. Hey! The other vending machine from the TimeCon break room is here! It has a label marked
261.
Status:
Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A Time Traveling Car!Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 70 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities:
College Boy,
ProcrastinatorHealth: Fine
Location: TimeCon
Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel:
Magic time vodka!Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:
Good Guy,
Womanizer,
Avatar of ArmokInventory: =Magic Time Vodka= Bottle (4 charges),
+Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard,
=Rob=Health: No left arm. Surprisingly, no other penalties.
Loctaion: Outside weapon shop
Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel:
Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills:
Rich Kid,
Naive TouristInventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch,
Retinal Camera, Nice Suit,
mini-GlaDOSHealth: Fine
Location: Grim
DarkDerp Corner
Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel :
A Time Bansho FanProffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills:
Thrill-seeker,
Easily Bored,
FALCON PUNCHInventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, Lab Coat,
FALCON FISTS,
Falcon Helmet,
Football Pads,
Rocket Boots, Level 4 SCP ID
Health: Fine
Location: SPC hallway
Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel:
Enchanted ring. Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief
)
Skills:
Cat Burglar,
CriminalInventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 50 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, 1 shitload of cash (stolen)
Health: Fine
Location: Behind a bank
Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A staff which opens time.Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills:
Boozetafarian,
Dulled Reflexes,
Well-Educated,
Hideously MutatedInventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 130 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left),
Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and glovesHealth: Fine
Location: TimeCon
An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities:
Utility FieldHealth: Fine
An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities:
Master ControlHealth:
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