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[Talarion]

Try and buy a container, preferably one that has it's own pocket dimension inside so I can fit all the cake I'll ever need in it. Then start shoving pieces of cake in there.

[Tyberix]

Travel to the apocalypse cafe myself. Look for time-traveling cart when there

[choobakka]

Travel to the apocalypse cafe myself. Look for time-traveling cart when there

(1) You try to travel to the apocalypse cafe. And end up in the apocalypse, next to John and his Warriors. It's like the dice gods want you two to marry or something.

Try and buy a container, preferably one that has it's own pocket dimension inside so I can fit all the cake I'll ever need in it. Then start shoving pieces of cake in there.

(1) You try to find a container store, and see something marked "Dimensions 'R' Us." You walk in, trip, and land on the jungle floor. Wait, what? (1) You look up. And up And up. Into the eyes of a T-Rex wearing a confederate flag hat. He growls, in heavily southern-accented English, "What's a lil' squishy like you doin' on old Rex's property?"

FUCKFUCKFUCK!

TIME TRAVEL TO A PLACE NOT EXPLODING

OH DEAR TIME TRAVELING RAPTOR JESUS

(1) You drop your staff on your foot while trying to do the dance. Edward appears and looks around, confused. (2) The ombies are shambling pretty close. (3) The robots don't get any closer. (3) The sea looks like it's holding steady about  blocks away. (2) You see another mushroom cloud, and it looks a little closer this time. (2) Oh, and some aliens are here now too. Great.

Attempt to be as un-noticable as possible, look around for any gas to fuel my car with.

This better not turn into me having to go to Hitler HQ to get some kind of radioactive material for fuel....

(6) You look around, and suddenly another time traveler appears next to you. He falls unconscious from sudden fist-to-head syndrome. You take all of his cash, and some uranium he had in his pocket to fuel your car.

Leave.

(6) You leave the game and open the door to the VR Suite. You are now standing in a hall.

(AI:4) Destroy that creature!

(2+2+1-1) You fly at its (BP:4) mangled lower body! (dodge:6-2) You hit! (damage:1+1+1+2) You go right through it in a wave of badass! It explodes! (4) But the pieces see to be slowly regrouping...



Status:

Spoiler: bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel: A Time Traveling Car!
Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 75 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack, chunk of uranium
Abilities: College Boy, Procrastinator
Health: Fine
Location: Germany, 1942

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer, Avatar of Armok
Inventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges), +Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard, =Rob=
Health: Fine 
Loctaion: Hallway outside VR Suite

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: Triassic Alabama

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, FALCON FISTS, Falcon Helmet, Football Pads, Rocket Boots
Health: Fine
Location: Arena Under 682's containment cell

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, Water Buffalo
Health: Fine
Location: Apocalypse

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen), Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and gloves
Health: Fine
Location: Apocalypse (in Tennessee)

ALLY STATUSES

Spoiler: Mini-GlaDOS (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Rob (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Master Control
Health: Blown Circuits

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[Taricus]

GO EXPLORING!

[ggamer]

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Grab edward, time travel to ANYWHERE BUT HERE OH DEAR MOTHER OF TIME TRAVELING RAPTOR JESUS

[Tyberix]

Ouch.

Get the hell out of here! Time jump somewhere safe!

[Bdthemag]

Get the hell out of Germany! Preferably somewhere less dangerous.

[Riccto]

SHINING FINGER!

[Talarion]

Look up at the T-Rex. "To pay worship to your glory?" Time Travel out while it's distracted with my speech.

[choobakka]

Look up at the T-Rex. "To pay worship to your glory?" Time Travel out while it's distracted with my speech.

(2) "Ol' Rex" is not amused by your attempts at flattery, (2) and you can't get to your watch without him noticing. (1) He tries to grab you, but his little arms can't reach. (1) You try to run into the dense jungle, but trip.

SHINING FINGER!

(1) Your hand glows... And spontaneously combusts! AAAAAAAH! The PAIN! (2) The monster can't pull itself together though. (1) The flame spreads up your arm! (damage:5) THE PAIN! IT BURNS! -1 to all rolls from burning flesh!

Get the hell out of Germany! Preferably somewhere less dangerous.

(4) You jump into your car and head back to the time-con. You come to a stop in the main parking lot. (Anti-paradox roll:4) And you didn't cause the Nazis to win WWII! That's like a first for tie traveling to the 40s.

Ouch.

Get the hell out of here! Time jump somewhere safe!

FFFFFF-

Grab edward, time travel to ANYWHERE BUT HERE OH DEAR MOTHER OF TIME TRAVELING RAPTOR JESUS

(5+1(dual effort)) You jump to the Apocalypse Cafe! Phew... That was scary... You finally got here at least...

GO EXPLORING!

(6) You explore as if you were posessed by Columbus and Dora! You find a store that sells something... No signs though... You are strangely drawn to it, even though it has no signage... (6) You run in like a boss! The store appears to sell weapons of every kind! These might be useful if you are going to fulfill your role as avatar of a fictional god! You also notice that your stuff still has symbols around it too.

Status:

Spoiler: bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel: A Time Traveling Car!
Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 75 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack, chunk of uranium
Abilities: College Boy, Procrastinator
Health: Fine
Location: Time Con

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer, Avatar of Armok
Inventory: =Magic Time Vodka= Bottle (4 charges), +Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard, =Rob=
Health: Fine 
Loctaion: Weapon Shop

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: Triassic Alabama

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, FALCON FISTS, Falcon Helmet, Football Pads, Rocket Boots
Health: Burning skin! -1 to rolls!
Location: Arena Under 682's containment cell

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, Water Buffalo
Health: Fine
Location: Apocalypse Cafe

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen), Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and gloves
Health: Fine
Location: Apocalypse Cafe

ALLY STATUSES

Spoiler: Mini-GlaDOS (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Rob (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Master Control
Health: Blown Circuits

[Bdthemag]

Well since I could use some cash.... TRAVEL TO THE 1800's DURING THE EARLY STAGES OF THE GOLD RUSH.

[Riccto]

Dive into that tank of liquid and get back to the original. FALCON PUNCH

[choobakka]

Dive into that tank of liquid and get back to the original. FALCON PUNCH

That tank is full of sulfuric acid... And what "original?"

[ggamer]

Good, good. Time-travel to 1980, and let's dance like a mother fucker!

[Riccto]

Well. Omit the tank diving. And. Just Falcon Punching. After seeing how horrible the shining finger went for me.