Call for a medic or something! Offer them a generic amount of money from this time to fix my leg! While eating cake, preferably.
Gondor Adrian calls for aid! (2) His cry goes unheard! (5) Hey, this cake is pretty good! You think it has some healing stuff in it! You leg feels fine! You pick up a chunk of the cake for later. (6) It looks like the rain of cakes has temporarily stopped...
Beat the demon
(5+1+1) Batter up! You swing your +baseball bat+ (dodge:1 CRITICAL HIT(+1 to damage)) at the completely stunned demon! (damage:4+1+1+1) The demon explodes. Messily. Ouch. I mean, seriously. Wow. (6) The woman looks grateful. And then starts to glow. Bright red. She says, in a dark voice,
YOU HAVE PLEASED ME. YOU WILL BE THE AVATAR OF ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD, NOT JUST IN THIS PETTY VIRTUAL WORLD BUT IN ALL OF THEM. You writhe in pain for a second, and then look down and see that your skin has red tattoos on it. "There is a masterful tattooing of the human, Taric No Last Name, and the demon Urrzt MkJenarik. Taric is swinging his +Baseball Bat+. The demon is exploding. This relates to the slaying of Urrzt MkJenarik by Taric NoLastName in the year *
ERROR NEGATIVE DATE VALUE*." Um... That was unexpected. It looks like you could leave the simulation if you wanted now.
Regeneration cannot stand to my FLYING FALCON PUNCH!
This puny lizard is no match for your FALCON PUNCH! (2+2+1-1) You fly at the beast! (dodge:1-2) Your falcon fists stab straight into its (BP:3) right back leg! (damage:3+2+1+1) Oh. Oh wow. Its hindquarters suffer essentially the same fate as that demon. Umm... OH MY GOD HOW IS IT STILL ALIVE! Its front end is almost fully recovered! It tries to snap at you (6-2) (dodge:3+1) but you use your boots to zip away!
OH SHI- well i'm of dutch descent so I should be fine.
Go talk to a local about whats going on.
(4) You speak a little German (with a heavy Dutch accent), and you can pass for a Dutch immigrant. You ask someone what's going on, and he says, "Der Fuhrer is coming! There will be a parade here soon!"
Remember your tropes, young padawan...Yesss Everything according to plan! Next part : upgrade my trusty ox.
Travel the apocalypse cafe with the ox . Look for robotic/nano-augmentation workshop.
You sit on the ox's back and will your ring to take both of you to the apocalypse cafe. (2) Your ring doesn't want to carry 2 of you, it looks like. You don't go anywhere.
well fuck.
Time travel to the post apocalypse cafe! do the ((FUUU- can't think of the name, "to the right, to the right?")), with gusto!
You begin to do the time warp! (1) You travel to the... Apocalypse. Hoshit. Um. This might have a bad end. You see several zombies, a large number of marauding robots, an ocean (which normally wouldn't be that bad, but you appear to be in Tennesee), and you think you see a mushroom cloud in the far distance. Well then. This might be bad...
Status:
Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A Time Traveling Car!Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 25 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities:
College Boy,
ProcrastinatorHealth: Fine
Location: Germany, 1942
Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel:
Magic time vodka!Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:
Good Guy,
Womanizer,
Avatar of ArmokInventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges),
+Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard,
=Rob=Health: Fine
Loctaion: VR suite (Human Town)
Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel:
Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills:
Rich Kid,
Naive TouristInventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch,
Retinal Camera, Nice Suit,
mini-GlaDOSHealth: Fine
Location: Street.
Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel :
A Time Bansho FanProffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills:
Thrill-seeker,
Easily Bored,
FALCON PUNCHInventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt,
FALCON FISTS,
Falcon Helmet,
Football Pads,
Rocket BootsHealth: Fine
Location: Arena Under 682's containment cell
Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel:
Enchanted ring. Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief
)
Skills:
Cat Burglar,
CriminalInventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, Water Buffalo
Health: Fine
Location: Field in China
Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A staff which opens time.Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills:
Boozetafarian,
Dulled Reflexes,
Well-Educated,
Hideously MutatedInventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen),
Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and glovesHealth: Fine
Location: Apocalypse (in Tennessee)
An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities:
Utility FieldHealth: Fine
An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities:
Master ControlHealth:
Blown Circuits
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