HOLY TIME TRAVELING RAPTOR JESUS
I now have a manequin army at my disposal!
I can take over the world! I can kill justin beiber! I can stop those vorthons from asploding earth! I can Kill Hitler!
Command manequines to do the thriller dance
(4) Hey! You know what the mannequins are now! Theyre those chinese terra-cotta warrior things! Cool! (6) You intone a prayer to holy time-traveling Raptor Jesus and start doing the thriller dance! The warriors begin to do the same, and... You hear a raspy voice!
My son, you have pleased me with this display of awesomeness. I will aid you in your quest. These warriors will be given the power... of DANCE! Your warriors have been blessed by time-traveling Raptor Jesus! They will always time travel along with you if you do the Time Warp!
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The time warp, for reference. Not the tap dancing. The part after that.)
Ask for rocket shoes and its GO TIME THEN!
(6) You get a pair of badass rocket boots! You can fly! (3) You zip down the corridors to the room marked 682! You are now standing in front of a large reinforced door with many, many guards around. One of them sees your labcoat and gestures to open the door. He closes it behind you. You see a large, boiling acid bath with an indistinguishable lizardlike shape in it.
Ric gained Rocket Boots!Ask someone where the nearest Uranium Store is, need some more fuel for my car just in case!
(2) You wander around the Con for a little, but get lost trying to find the Uranium Depot. Whatever...
Wonder how deep under surface you were when going up
(4) You climb up, and find yourself in a field. You see a water buffalo staring at you. A chinese guy looks at you in amazement. (2) You have no idea how deep the tunnel was.
Time Travel to the year 3000, New Years.
(6) You press a few buttons on your wristwatch, and travel to new years 3000! It looks like you're in some sort of laboratory. You ask mini-GlaDOS why she directed you to New Years 3000. She says, "This is the day of the Great Cakepocalypse, of course! When the Earth was almost completely covered in delicious cake!" Oh. Well, that solves a few problems you had. And adds a few more.
Generate.
You enter the door marked generate, and after choosing some options, (5) You see a small planet hovering in space before you! (1) It is completely covered in purple. Well, then. Suddenly, the machine says "ADVENTURE MODE ENGAGED" and teleports you into a house! Your stuff now has symbols around it for some reason. You hear screams outside.
Status:
Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A Time Traveling Car!Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 25 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities:
College Boy,
ProcrastinatorHealth: Fine
Location: TimeCon
Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel:
Magic time vodka!Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:
Good Guy,
WomanizerInventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges),
+Baseball Bat of Smiting+, +Jeans+, -Tshirt-, silicon shard,
=Rob=Health: Fine
Loctaion: VR suite
Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel:
Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills:
Rich Kid,
Naive TouristInventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch,
Retinal Camera, Nice Suit,
mini-GlaDOSHealth: Fine
Location: Strange Laboratory
Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel :
A Time Bansho FanProffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills:
Thrill-seeker,
Easily Bored,
FALCON PUNCHInventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt,
FALCON FISTS,
Falcon Helmet,
Football Pads,
Rocket BootsHealth: Fine
Location: 682's containment cell
Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel:
Enchanted ring. Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief
)
Skills:
Cat Burglar,
CriminalInventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, Ming Vase
Health: Fine
Location: Field in China
Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A staff which opens time.Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills:
Boozetafarian,
Dulled Reflexes,
Well-Educated,
Hideously MutatedInventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen),
Terracotta-Warrior-controlling helmet and glovesHealth: Fine
Location: Terracotta Warrior Tomb
An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities:
Utility FieldHealth: Fine
An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities:
Master ControlHealth:
Blown CircuitsThe characters now are: a DF Adventurer using a +baseball bat+ and an =AI= in a completely purple world, a rich guy carrying mini-GlaDOS to the Cakepocalypse, Captain Falcon wearing rocket boots about to take on a monster, a jewelry thief in a Chinese field in the 70s, a mutant controlling time-traveling terracotta troopers, and a student. A boring student. Better get something cool fast, bdthemag!
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