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[choobakka]

Kudos to Jetex for being non-human. And if somehow four people die, or I decide to allow more people to join (likely pretty soon, since turns only take me ~15 minutes) I will make sure his Aperture Science Handheld Spatio-Temporal Portal-Like Opening Creation Device will have some contact with Mini-GlaDOS. Also, the standard "Tyberix-has-until-morning" rule applies. The rule shall now and forever be that when all but one person has posted, they have until I wake up or get home from school, whichever is next when I notice everyone has posted. Also, I'm gonna steal AI sanity roll rules from Sean's Multiworld Madness RTD.

[choobakka]

Get that lab coat on and get to looking official!

You put a lab coat on and wait for the guy to enter. (5) Apparently the guy that the lab coat belongs to looks exactly like you! The door of the break room opens, and someone walks in. He appears to be an orangutan. (5) He looks like he believes your disguise, and walks over to you. He says, "Research Assistant Wallace! Shouldn't you be working on termination of 682?"

See if I can find some upgrades for my GlaDOS, such as making it faster, or more efficient.

(5) You find some extra RAM, which will increase MG's power, and a memory upgrade to increase her intelligence.

Penalties for rob...

Get some spare parts for rob.

(1) You rummage through several dumpsters, and eventually decide to look at the bottom of a garbage chute. (1) Which you fall into. Headfirst. (3) You are only bruised by the fall. You are now standing at the bottom of a garbage chute. (2) There is a definite lack of anything you could use to climb out of here.

IT'S TIME TO GO RETRO, BITCH!

Hit guard 1 with the time staff, try to send him to 1974

(1) You go to hit guard 1 with the staff, but trip and fall over Edward! (1) You crash into him! (3) YO forgot do deactivate the staff, and you fall through the portal that the staff opens! (6) You land in a very dark place. You cannot see anything. It is March 5th, 1974.

(AI:5) Feel around in the dark, dark room

(2) Edward doesn't feel anything.
 



Status:

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer
Inventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges), Baseball Bat of Smiting, Jeans, Tshirt, silicon shard, Rob
Health: Fine 
Loctaion: Bottom of Garbage Chute

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: On balcony outside AI store 2

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt
Health: Fine
Location: Strange Break Room

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck
Health: Fine
Location: Mysterious Dark Room

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen)
Health: Fine
Location: Mysterious Dark Place


Ally statuses!

[spoiler=Rob]
An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: None
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Mini-GlaDOS (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

[Taricus]

GET OUT!

[ggamer]

FFFF-

hmm...

feel around

[Tyberix]

Sorry for delay.

Search for exit. (Well it was efficient escape at least ;P)

[Riccto]

Ask him where that thinga-ma-whosit whatit is. And then get moving!

[Talarion]

Let's go to that cafe 10 minutes after the end of the universe. It sounds like fun, and probably has decent food.

[choobakka]

Let's go to that cafe 10 minutes after the end of the universe. It sounds like fun, and probably has decent food.

(4) Hey, lets go to the Apocalypse Cafe! You materialize in the AC, and get seated. (background roll:4) You notice a two-headed, three-armed humanoid sitting with three other humanoids. They're arguing over whether to have the meat or a salad.

Ask him where that thinga-ma-whosit whatit is. And then get moving!

(6) He gives you a map of the facility! All of the rooms are clearly labeled. There are many, many numbered rooms, and a room marked "ARMORY". He tells you to pick up your tools there before proceeding to the room marked 682. Which has a room marked "Sulfuric acid tank" next to it... (6) You get to the armory in record speed! There is a ridiculous amount of weaponry... The guy with a shirt marked "Quartermaster" asks you what you want to try and terminate "682" with. (Protip: Youe Thrill-Seeker effect doubles if the thing you're trying will most likely kill you. Just saying that you won't get as big a bonus with a bazooka and full plate armor as you will with a rubber chicken and a gorilla suit)
Ric gained Site-19 map!

Sorry for delay.

Search for exit. (Well it was efficient escape at least ;P)

(5) You see a light! You find a tunnel that appears o be going upwards.

FFFF-

hmm...

feel around

(6) You feel around and find a lot of human-shaped mannequins. You also find a helmet and gloves, which you put on. You are now looking at yourself. Whoa... Trippy...
John gained mysterious helmet and gloves!

GET OUT!

(4) You go to the door. Which is locked. (6) You see something written on the walls: "EXPERIMENTAL VR SUITE. SAY 'ENGAGE' TO ACTIVATE" You apparently fell through some air ducts into some fancy video game room! Yay!


Status:

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer
Inventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges), Baseball Bat of Smiting, Jeans, Tshirt, silicon shard, Rob
Health: Fine 
Loctaion: VR suite

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: Apocalypse Cafe

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt
Health: Fine
Location: Site-19 Armory

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck
Health: Fine
Location: Mysterious Dark Room

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen), Strange helmet and gloves
Health: Fine
Location: Mysterious Dark Place


Ally statuses!

[spoiler=Rob]
An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: None
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Mini-GlaDOS (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Rob (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Master Control
Health: Blown Circuits

I was planning to add a player. bdthemag, you're up next turn.

[Riccto]

Ask for a pair of boxing gloves and a few knives, Then jam the knives through the gloves to make FALCON FISTS _{of death or something} Oh and some football pads

[Riccto]

And a Captain Falcon helmet

[ggamer]

Hit manequin with time staff. travel to the post-apocalypse cafe.

[Talarion]

Order the most delicious sounding, expensive thing on the menu! Advise the humanoids to try the salad. Ask mini-GlaDOS what she thinks I should do after this cafe.

[Taricus]

"ENGAGE"

[Tyberix]

Go up while look for loot.

[choobakka]

Go up while look for loot.

(5) You hurry up the tunnel! (4) You find a small Ming vase. Which you keep, because those things are expensive! (3) You havent made it up all the way, but you can see a circle of sky!

"ENGAGE"

(5) "Engage!" The room looks transparent for a moment, and then vanishes. You appear to be standing on a sheet of blue in a large empty white space. There are three doors, one marked "GENERATE", one marked "OPTIONS," and one marked "CONTINUE." You look down and see DF4D marked on the floor.

Order the most delicious sounding, expensive thing on the menu! Advise the humanoids to try the salad. Ask mini-GlaDOS what she thinks I should do after this cafe.

(2) Nothing on the menu looks good. (4) You tell one of the humanoids that he should try the salad. He thanks you, and hands you a disc marked "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Timeline." You put it into MG, and ask her where she thinks you should go. (6) She suggests that you go to new years, 3000.

Hit manequin with time staff. travel to the post-apocalypse cafe.

You charge the mannequins, swinging your time staff. It's a little disorienting, since you're still looking at yourself, probably through a camera, but... (5) HOLY SHIT! This armor controls the mannequins! Wow!

Ask for a pair of boxing gloves and a few knives, Then jam the knives through the gloves to make FALCON FISTS _{of death or something} Oh and some football pads

And a Captain Falcon helmet

(1) All he has are some butter knives and leather gloves, and no Captain Falcon helmet or pads. You decide to make those yourself! FALCON FISTS: (Power:3-1(shoddy materials)) They give you a +1 bonus on damage, but a -1 on accuracy. (Size:3) They fit on your hands really well! (Usefulness:5-1) They aren't going to break anytime soon. HELMET: (Power:5) -1 to damage rolls! (Size:4) A little too big, but not so much that it matters. (Usefulness:4) It won't break easily. PADS: (Power:3) It gives a +1 on stabbing damage. (Size:6) But they're so big that they give a -1 on dodge rolls. (Usefulness:2) They will have a chance to break after 1 damage roll of 6 or two of 5 or greater (before modifiers).


A car flashes into existence, and rolls to a stop in the TimeCon parking lot. A tall human gets out, and looks for the exit. BD "The Mag" has appeared!


Status:

Spoiler: bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Name: Bd "The Mag"
Description: A tall human with brown hair and eyes.
Mode of time travel: A Time Traveling Car!
Profession: Student
Inventory: Car keys, 25 TCUs, Jeans and Tshirt, Backpack
Abilities: College Boy, Procrastinator
Health: Fine
Location: TimeCon Parking Ramp

Spoiler: Taric (Taricus) (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel: Magic time vodka!
Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:Good Guy, Womanizer
Inventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges), Baseball Bat of Smiting, Jeans, Tshirt, silicon shard, Rob
Health: Fine 
Loctaion: VR suite

Spoiler: Adrian Zathyr (Talarion) (click to show/hide)

Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel: Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills: Rich Kid, Naive Tourist
Inventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch, Retinal Camera, Nice Suit, mini-GlaDOS
Health: Fine
Location: Apocalypse Cafe

Spoiler: Ric (Riccto) (click to show/hide)

Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel : A Time Bansho Fan
Proffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills: Thrill-seeker, Easily Bored, FALCON PUNCH
Inventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt, FALCON FISTS, Falcon Helmet, Football Pads
Health: Fine
Location: Site-19 Armory

Spoiler: Edward Lande (Tyberix) (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel: Enchanted ring.
Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief )
Skills: Cat Burglar, Criminal
Inventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, Ming Vase
Health: Fine
Location: Upward Tunnel

Spoiler: John Fiyta (ggamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel: A staff which opens time.
Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills: Boozetafarian, Dulled Reflexes, Well-Educated, Hideously Mutated
Inventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen), Mannequin-controlling helmet and gloves
Health: Fine
Location: Mysterious Dark Place


ALLY STATUSES

[spoiler=Mini-GlaDOS]
An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs, Hitchhiker's guide to the Timeline
Abilities: Utility Field
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Rob (click to show/hide)

An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities: Master Control
Health: Blown Circuits