High-Five tiberyix, grab some unobtanium, time-travel to a time-bank, and sell this stuff!
Time-travel to the time!bank. Deposit the Unobtanium and check the security systems while doing so.
(3) John grabs some Unobtanium. (2+2(dual effort)) You both go to the time bank in the time con, about 15 minutes after you left. You go up to the counter to deposit the Unobtanium (1) (3) which is apparently marked with some government seal, because the cashier pushes an alarm button. The security guards get out their stun guns.
John gained Some Unobtanium (stolen)!Use My FALCON ARMSTRENGTH to pull myself up and type into the machine and type Teasure and then type Spray Nozzle.
You pull yourself up and go to the vending machine. (2) You trip and hit the keyboard on your way down. (1) You accidentally type KILL with your face. The machine gurgles for a second and dings. You see smoke coming from the slot. You might want to run.
Get a feeling that I need an AWESOME AI. That I must name either GLaDOS or Wheatly.
(5) Not only do you get a feeling, you act on it! You go to the nearest AI store (there's one without shrapnel imbedded in the walls) and buy their top-of-the-line model. (power=1+2(budget? What's a budget?)) It's about as fast as a normal computer. (size:2) It's the same size as a PDA. (usefulness:6+2) It has no chance of crashing, and will actually increase the usefulness of nearby electronics. Through machine-magic. (+1 to using electronics!) (efficiency:1+2) It has a battery life of 24 hours. (intelligence:3+2) It is very intelligent, but not so much that it will resist your commands. You decide to name it GlaDOS. And with that, there is now a much higher chance that portals, heelsprings, crowbars, or cake will appear at some point.
Adrian gained mini-GlaDOS!Go look for some programs for the laptop. Name AI Rob.
You tell your computerized friend that he is now Rob. He is happy. (4) You find the AI store that Talarion is in and look for programs. (4) Rob has done some research, and he picks a few out. He wants a memory upgrade and a research program, and he wants your permission to download something called "DF3D". (1) The store has the memory upgrade! For free! In the trash behind it! You plug it into Rob and hear maniacal laughter from his speakers! "3y3 4m 73h dr34d3d 14p70p 5y573m-d0m1n47><0r! Ph34r my 1337 ski11z!!!11one!" You have no idea how he can pronounce 1337-5p34k. (Rob will now make a contested roll with the LSD each turn. Whoever wins will control the laptop the next turn. LSD has same efficiency and size, but has usefulness 2, power 5, and intelligence 6).
Status:
Name: Taric
Description: Human.
Mode of time travel:
Magic time vodka!Profession: To smite evil. And babes
Skills:
Good Guy,
WomanizerInventory: Magic Time Vodka Bottle (4 charges),
Baseball Bat of Smiting, Jeans, Tshirt, silicon shard,
Rob /
LSDHealth: Fine
Name: Adrian Zathyr
Description: A 6' caucasian human(?), with short brown hair and green eyes.
Mode of time travel:
Time Travel Wristwatch! A small contraption that fits on one's wrist easily.
Profession: Tourist. Back in his time he was a wealthy person, yet he'd seen all there was to see. But then.. what the hell, he decided; He wanted to see everything there was to see. Ever. So he had this Time Watch manifactured for him, and then dissapeared into the depths of time.
Skills:
Rich Kid,
Naive TouristInventory: Infinite Credit Card, Time Watch,
Retinal Camera, Nice Suit,
mini-GlaDOSHealth: Fine
Name : Ric
Description: A 5'7 semi-well toned human
Mode of Travel :
A Time Bansho FanProffession : This Time is boring. LETS SEE HOW IT WAS a HUNDRED YEARS AGO (So Yeah. Tourist)
Skills:
Thrill-seeker,
Easily Bored,
FALCON PUNCHInventory: Time Fan, 100 Temporal Cash Units, Disposable Camera, Hawaiian Shirt
Health: Fine
Name: Edward Lande
Description: Very tall human with long brown hair dressed in tuxedo.
Mode of time travel:
Enchanted ring. Profession: There's so many pretty jewels laying around the timeline,right ? Nobody will notice when one disappear, and if it somehow ends up in my collection i have no idea how... I suppose you can name me jewelery collector of some sort. (= Time-traveling jewelry thief
)
Skills:
Cat Burglar,
CriminalInventory: Tuxedo, Magic Ring, Lockpicks, 150 TCUs worth of stolen gems, book on the "Persistent Myth" time wreck, one shit load of Unobtanium (stolen)
Health: Carrying too much (-1 on dodge rolls)
Name: John Fiyta.
Description: Hideous warty mutant. Slug like tail. Brown hair. White eyes.
Mode of time travel:
A staff which opens time.Profession: Time travels to find the best vintage numbers on alcohol.
Skills:
Boozetafarian,
Dulled Reflexes,
Well-Educated,
Hideously MutatedInventory: Vintage Whiskey (5 bottles), Time Staff, 100 TCUs, Nice Clothes, Morphing Mutant-Manipulator (3 shots left), some Unobtanium (stolen)
Health: Sprained Slugtail! (-1 to next roll)
NPCs:
Enemies:
Get the thieves!
The guards fire their tasers! (6) The first guard shoots his taser at John! And Edward! And also accidentally his buddy! (dodge: 4, 2, 6-2) The other guard and John dodge, but Edward isn't so lucky. He gets hit in the (BP:4) right leg, (damage:3) but isn't hurt. Guard 2 shoots! (5) He aims accurately at John! (dodge:5-2) John gets hit, (damage:4) and I slightly shocked! -1 to next roll!
D0 50m3 m4j0r h4><><!!!1111
(5) The LSD gets wi-fi! And starts to attack the main system of the TimeCon! (5) He (and Rob) can now control the utilities (electricity, heating/AC, sprinklers and water, etc) of the TimeCon center!
Allies:
Defeat incursion of virus!
(5) vs (2) Rob has control of the laptop next turn!
Ally statuses!An AI unit belonging to Taric. Currently occupying a laptop.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities:
LSD VirusHealth: Infected by LSD
An AI unit belonging to Adrian. Currently occupying a PDA.
Inventory: Default computer programs
Abilities:
Utility FieldHealth: Fine
There was a lot of stuff in this turn, so I might have missed something. Please inform me if I did...
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