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Roll To Timetravel 2: With plot
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Author Topic: Roll to Discworld brainstorming, formerly Roll to time travel.  (Read 20440 times)

Taricus

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Obtain weapons!
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Tyberix

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Go find time-traveling cart for my ox!
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choobakka

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Go find time-traveling cart for my ox!
(4) Cool, a time-wagon! And for only 100 TCUs! You buy it immediately, (5) and go back to '74 to hook up your ox. You should probably name the ox, and maybe the cart if you want.

Obtain weapons!
(6)  You realize you have no money, so you get =Rob= to hack into the TimeCon's credit program and give you a shitload of cash. (1) ...And the fraud is detected when you try to pay for the ☼Light-Katana☼ and ☼Laser Rifle☼. You get forcibly ejected from the store, and the cops are coming.

Good, good. Time-travel to 1980, and let's dance like a mother fucker!
(6) You go to the 80s with your warriors! You land in 1989, in China. There is a large group of college students, and a big picture of Chairman Mao. (2) There are also lots of soldiers coming. This appears to be Tianamen Square, where there were those famous riots. Umm. Oh hey, you also have incredible warts and a slug-tail! (3) Some people start screaming about a monster and some robots. (4) This is probably a bad time to be. Wow, this is a terrible time to be.

FALCON PUNCH
You fly at the monster with your flaming arm! (5-1-1+1+2) (dodge:2-2) Even though it's just a loose collection of cells, you manage to smack it! (damage:1+2+1+1)You have WAAAAAY too many bonuses. The remaining cells disintegrate under your firey wrath! Woohoo! You have... Umm... Slain the beast I guess. You exit the arena and greet a flabberghasted monkey. He leads you into his office and says, "You aren't Wallace, are you. Ah, well. Welcome to the foundation, Mr..." "Ric." "Mr. Ric. I am Dr Bright. Your official title is now... Umm... 'Agent Ric' I suppose. Now, how did you get in here??? Oh, and here's the introduction brochure. You have official level 4 clearance now..." (The Foundation - This represents all of the information that you can access.)

Well since I could use some cash.... TRAVEL TO THE 1800's DURING THE EARLY STAGES OF THE GOLD RUSH.
(2) Your car won't start. This might be a problem. You appear to be out of gas.

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(AI:5) Flee!
(4) You make it into the dense jungle! (3) According to MG, you are around the year 63,207,570. The dnosaur equivalent to the mid-eighties. Hm. Interesting.

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Taricus

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Grab those weapons and fight those cops off!
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Riccto

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Shrug his shoulders slightly and take a picture with Dr.Bright
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Talarion

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Get back to the time con!
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ggamer

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OH FUCK ME BACK TO THE TIME-CON

Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Seventeen: Agent Ric
« Reply #172 on: May 01, 2011, 06:33:59 pm »

Push my car to the nearest time gas station, then buy some gas.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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choobakka

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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Seventeen: Agent Ric
« Reply #173 on: May 02, 2011, 07:23:02 pm »

Push my car to the nearest time gas station, then buy some gas.
(3) 15 TCUs per gallon of U-enriched gasoline? That's outrageous! Dammnit. Ah, well, better buy three gallons just in case.

OH FUCK ME BACK TO THE TIME-CON
OH SHIT! Damn historical event messing with your vacation. (2) That was not supposed to happen. Why isn't your staff working? (5) The soldiers have begun to ignore you and start to massacre the students at least.

Get back to the time con!
(6) You quickly teleport back! You are now standing in a... Specialty lingerie store. Oh, god, the black leather. (3) Hey, where's the exit? Dammit! This is like some kind of kinky maze or something!

Shrug his shoulders slightly and take a picture with Dr.Bright
You go to get your picture taken for the mandatory ID card. Hmm... Whatever. Everyone always looks bad on those things anyway. (2) Bright says, "Now, PLEASE tell me how you got here. Or... The results will be unpleasant."

Grab those weapons and fight those cops off!
(2) You go back into the store to steal a weapon! You see several VERY LARGE guns pointing at you. Umm... Back away sloooooowly. Very slooooowly.

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(AI:6) Grab that ox and go rob a bank!
(5) You travel with the ox to a large bank in the TimeCon. After parking your ox, you (4+1) find a back window, (5+1) climb through into the (5) vault, (6+1) easily pick the lock, (3+1) deactivate the alarms, (4) take the cash, (6) and climb out again without being seen. (2) Then somebody sees you loading the cash into the cart and shouts. The cops appear to be on their way.


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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Eighteen: Master Thief
« Reply #174 on: May 02, 2011, 07:24:37 pm »

Time to make some cash, go find a place to sell my uranium and do it fast!
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Eighteen: Master Thief
« Reply #175 on: May 02, 2011, 07:57:36 pm »

FUCK

HIT A STUDENT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE STAFF, AND TELEPORT TO THE GOD DAMNED TIME CON

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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Eighteen: Master Thief
« Reply #176 on: May 02, 2011, 07:58:23 pm »

"The Back door was open. I swear,"
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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Eighteen: Master Thief
« Reply #177 on: May 03, 2011, 12:49:36 am »

Find my way out of this damned lingerie store. Or look at the womens lingerie. Either one.
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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Eighteen: Master Thief
« Reply #178 on: May 03, 2011, 03:40:07 am »

Steal the very large guns!
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Re: Roll to Time Travel! - Turn Eighteen: Master Thief
« Reply #179 on: May 03, 2011, 09:15:30 am »

Escape into 1737.

(jumping into random year for sure can't bring any harm :P)
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