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What should we do to the forest planet?

Ease tensions and create new food sources.
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Let it stay as it is.
- 0 (0%)
Worsen the conflict.
- 2 (50%)

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Fniff

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #375 on: May 01, 2011, 09:21:49 pm »

No.

Don't do that.

I have an idea.

Make a portal on the planet to the world of infinite kitty corpses.

Superior in numbers, you say? TRY INFINITE KITTY CORPSES YOU MOTHERS!

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #376 on: May 01, 2011, 09:32:00 pm »

I should point this out to you:

You cannot do anything that will affect the silicon moon as it is not in your power

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #377 on: May 02, 2011, 08:20:47 am »

It's not affecting the planet!

It's just opening a portal.

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #378 on: May 02, 2011, 08:29:59 am »

Create the portal in orbit around the silicon moon, so the corpses will rain unto the planet like flaming, cute, dead meteors.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #379 on: May 02, 2011, 02:07:51 pm »

Create a dimension of infinite angel troops loyal to you, and send them through a portal to invade the planet.

Have Loki heal them as they are damaged.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #380 on: May 02, 2011, 03:35:21 pm »

Create a dimension of infinite angel troops loyal to you, and send them through a portal to invade the planet.

Have Loki heal them as they are damaged.

We already have it handled with the portal to the kitty dimension. Plus, they'd fly out and be totally useless due to The Fniff Principle.

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #381 on: May 03, 2011, 12:08:02 am »

Create a dimension of infinite angel troops loyal to you, and send them through a portal to invade the planet.

Have Loki heal them as they are damaged.

We already have it handled with the portal to the kitty dimension. Plus, they'd fly out and be totally useless due to The Fniff Principle.
This.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #382 on: May 03, 2011, 06:22:24 am »

While I am aware that this probably will not get rid of the silicon men, let us see what will happen if we give the tech hungry sand golems the secret of rocket based space travel and tell them about the vast technological treasures waiting to be found on the silicon moon.

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #383 on: May 03, 2011, 06:40:13 am »

the original mistake
was making the God of Death
then expecting him to die then 'copy, pasting' that same
Verse with out him expecting that a little trickle of him not
to seep into this new one.

(catch breath)
OBVIOUSLY
we cannot affect the silicon moon directly, nor, indirectly.Right?
BUT
we can set into effect a serise of events that indirectly-indirectly
influence the destruction of Silicon or it's inhabitants

SO
lets advance three of our current Races to the point of
space travel or mystical teleport

UNFORTUNATELY
these three races will most possibly wipe each other so
Once The 3 Races
kill each other advance two more so that they can learn from them
advance  faster w/out our help and take on Silicon

EXPECT
A - GLaDOS not to aprove
B - Some weird catastrophic event to happen
C - The 3 Killing all other Races before killing each other
D - G.O.D.=god of DEATH, to return in complete form
            (FUNNY)


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« Last Edit: May 05, 2011, 08:55:27 pm by mocman »
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #384 on: May 05, 2011, 11:25:16 pm »

Alright, any objections to the post above?

I don't object.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #385 on: May 06, 2011, 12:02:49 am »

OBJECTION!
Err..
NEVERINDECTION!
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #386 on: May 06, 2011, 12:03:16 am »

Make it so.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #387 on: May 06, 2011, 11:01:40 am »

Make it so.

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #388 on: May 07, 2011, 11:13:41 am »

"And as I have said, let it be so."


I totally agree w/ mocman.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #389 on: May 08, 2011, 09:09:38 pm »

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